Too Short is handing out passes now. We have questions. We start with "Five Letter Word" and the N-word pass conversation: who gets one, who decides, and why are we giving these things out so freely? I have a few notes.

Mac Dre finally gets his street in Vallejo, and we get into why it took so long to honor a Bay Area legend. Then it's Brooke Jenkins, proposed changes to California's pretrial detention rules, and the Pittsburg story about a gun hidden in a police-station toilet. You got all the way inside the police station, and the toilet was the plan? We also check in on Concord's police drones, because apparently there's an aerial department now.

There's a Malibu sinkhole that sends us straight into a Nicolas Cage conversation, Southern California humidity doing its best Florida impression, and the bad news out of Burning Man. We talk movie critics, influencers, and whether anybody is giving you an honest opinion anymore. We also get into reports of attacks on homeless people and the ugly chase for attention online.

Then it's Ed Sheeran, Macklemore, Gaza, and celebrity politics. We talk Trump's 9/11 story, Netanyahu and Haaretz, and New York's 9/11 air-safety records. To close it out: an AI researcher walks away, conscience enters the chat, and we have a few more questions about the people building this stuff.

Bay Area news, jokes, arguments, and occasional bad judgment. The news is real. Some of the artwork isn't. Our judgment remains under review.

BAM Podcast | Episode 6
Recorded September 22, 2026 • Clean edition

This show is satire and commentary. Some images and graphics may be AI-generated.

AUDIO CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro
00:13 Too Short / Five Letter Word
04:28 Mac Dre street / Vallejo
08:05 Brooke Jenkins / pretrial detention
15:45 Pittsburg police station gun report
23:36 Concord police drones / Ross
26:09 Malibu sinkhole / Nicolas Cage
28:26 Southern California humidity
31:23 Burning Man / deaths report
34:42 Movie critics and influencers
39:16 Reported attacks on homeless people / online clout
43:20 Ed Sheeran / Macklemore
51:42 Trump's 9/11 story discussion
53:30 Netanyahu / Haaretz discussion
56:57 NYC 9/11 air-safety records
58:09 AI researcher resignation / conscience
1:03:25 Good night / Outro

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San Francisco has a mansion shortage. Somehow. Abe and Lev turn a story about AI wealth and luxury housing into a rant about Daniel Lurie and the city's priorities.

Also on the table: retiring in California, PG&E, shock gloves, the Trump coin story, and whether data centers use water. With callbacks to earlier Bay Area stories and plenty of political detours, Abe finds the absurdity in who gets help—and who gets the bill.

CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & Welcome
00:30 Oakland Stabbing Follow-Up
02:56 Trash-Truck Miracle
05:43 The Mansion Shortage
08:45 Marin Callback & Tobacco Ban
12:35 Keefe D & the Vlad Interview
16:32 Luigi, Back Pain & Insurance
19:35 Manny's Endorsement & Allegations
22:56 Retiring in California
25:45 PG&E, Friend of the Show
29:15 The Shock-Glove Ban Story
32:20 The Alleged Serial Butt Sniffer
34:43 The Lindsay Clancy Discussion
39:04 AI Abuse Material & the Courts
40:17 The "Strait of Trump"
44:25 The Trump Coin Story
45:07 Iran War Talk & Civilian Cost
49:12 Ben-Gvir & a Senator's Post
54:13 Data Centers Don't Drink Water?
56:47 Outro

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Donald Trump meets a lifeguard, and Abe has questions. Abe and Lev take on the encounter, San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie's $1 salary, the Hunters Point cleanup story, and California Forever's shipyard plans.

The episode also covers the Tupac murder case and Keffe D, Florida's crypto and alligator story, Humboldt County's $10,000-a-day fine, and an arrest involving a guillotine. Then come hackers, Canada tariffs, Drake, and Iran: an entire news cycle waiting for a punchline.

CHAPTERS
0:00 Intro
0:14 Trump Meets the Teen Lifeguard
6:19 Jed York and the FBI Sting
9:06 Hunters Point Cleanup Fraud
13:38 Mayor Daniel Lurie's $1 Salary
15:39 East Oakland Stabbing
19:57 California Forever's Shipyard Plans
22:14 Tupac Murder Trial and Keffe D
27:47 Florida's Crypto and Alligator Economy
29:24 Humboldt County's $10,000-a-Day Fine
32:49 The Guillotine Arrest
35:23 Chinese Hackers vs. the U.S. Government
39:14 Canada Tariffs, Drake and Trump
44:41 Threat Against Barron Trump
47:02 Iran and "Mission Accomplished"
50:48 Outro

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