RANT 81 finds FAT LIVER JONES bouncing from nepo babies and hip-hop legacy to public executions, questionable parenting, international scams, stolen gold and one of the friendliest divorces ANT has ever seen.

ANT starts with Silver Spoons, the podcast from Jae’Won—son of Jadakiss—and CJ Wallace, son of The Notorious B.I.G. and Faith Evans. Their conversation about growing up with famous parents gets ANT into nepo babies, streamer culture, privilege and what happens when somebody starts the race with access most people will never have.

From there, corporate America’s annual Breast Cancer Awareness performance somehow leads into a What Would You Do? moment before the conversation takes a much darker turn with Nidal Hasan, the convicted Fort Hood shooter, and the planned firing-squad execution that has ANT questioning when punishment starts becoming entertainment.

ANT also gets into Dr. Umar Johnson’s latest appearance with Nick Cannon before revisiting the Virginia case involving the 6-year-old who shot teacher Abby Zwerner. This time, ANT has some words for the adults responsible for putting a child in a position where something that serious could happen in the first place.

Then we finally get to the moment that gives the episode its name.

Tobey Maguire officiated the wedding of his ex-wife Jennifer Meyer and her new husband Geoffrey Ogunlesi.

ANT has never seen a divorce this friendly in his life.

The RANT closes with the bizarre case of a Chicago woman whose family says she thought she won an all-expenses-paid vacation before ending up imprisoned in China, plus a former CIA officer accused of having more than $40 million worth of stolen gold bars sitting inside his Virginia home.

Only ANT can start with the sons of Jadakiss and Biggie and somehow end up at stolen CIA gold while stopping in the middle to question whether officiating your ex-wife’s wedding is the ULTIMATE FRIENDLY CUCKING.

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RANT 80 | A HIT DOG WILL HOLLER finds FAT LIVER JONES questioning the Target boycott, why people are still shopping at Walmart, and why some people get defensive when the conversation wasn’t even about them.

ANT starts with Gloria Velez going back and forth with Treasure “Stat Baby” Wilson from Cam’ron’s It Is What It Is before reacting to BMF actor Da’Vinchi’s controversial comments about Black Americans on Cam Newton’s Funky Friday.

That conversation takes a darker turn with the disturbing West Virginia case involving five Black children who were abused and forced into labor by their white adoptive parents, leading to a $4.4 million settlement with the state.

From there, ANT gets into a viral TikTok million-dollar scam story, a New Jersey audit questioning approximately $566,000 spent on an employee gym at Newark Public Schools, and whether older drivers should be required to retake their driving tests.

Then ANT takes a deep dive into convicted murderer Christa Pike and Tennessee’s failed attempt to execute her before questioning the decision to grant former Dallas police officer Amber Guyger parole after serving nearly seven years for murdering Botham Jean.

Between the celebrity drama, racial controversies, questionable spending, and criminal justice decisions, ANT has plenty to say about accountability, hypocrisy, and why the rules never seem to apply equally to everybody.

RANT 79 | LET HIM COOK finds FAT LIVER JONES with plenty to talk about before the RANT even gets started.

ANT opens with the release of the Numb Face Media Podcast Production Journal, created to help independent podcasters and creators organize their productions, before revealing the first POB GOLDEN TICKET winner for September.

From there, ANT gives Druski his flowers after landing a TIME100 Next cover and gets into Netflix’s UNABOMBER before Savannah James and April McDaniel spark a conversation about friendship, money, expectations, first-class travel, and what ANT calls the Black Tax.

Then the news cycle takes over.

ANT gets into the flydubai flight incident that sent social media into conspiracy mode, a TikTok couple facing arson charges, an alleged Manhattan QR-code parking scam, and a lawsuit involving Queen & Slim star Jodie Turner-Smith and her brother.

The episode also gets into another bizarre shooting story before ANT reacts to Benjamin Netanyahu’s comments about social media, cellphones, and the battle for public opinion.

Somewhere between creator tools, internet conspiracies, celebrity culture, scams, friendship debates, and the first-ever POB GOLDEN TICKET winner, ANT does exactly what the title says.

LET HIM COOK.

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