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Pour Choices Show

Pour Choices Show

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Welcome to The Pour Choices Show, the comedy podcast that proves three decades of friendship, a few drinks, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for terrible decisions.


Hosted by lifelong best friends David and Joe, who have been causing problems together since second grade, The Pour Choices Show is what happens when over 29 years of inside jokes, questionable judgment, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm finally get microphones.


Every week, we tackle questions you didn’t know you needed answered, games you didn’t know you had to play, and conversations about things you definitely didn’t expect to care about. Expect dark humor, absurd debates, brutally honest hot takes, ridiculous stories, and two best friends feeding off each other until the conversation goes completely off the rails.


It’s uncensored, unfiltered, unapologetically ridiculous, and rarely headed anywhere productive.


Subscribe if you like comedy that occasionally crosses the line, arguments nobody needed to have, and watching two lifelong friends turn ordinary conversations into complete nonsense.


If you’re easily offended, this was probably a pour choice.

So, grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably make all week.

© 2026 Pour Choices Show
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  • #143 TIGHT AS A BOILED OWL

    #143 TIGHT AS A BOILED OWL
    Nov 4 2026
    How’s Our Driving?🚨 MIKE WAZOWSKI BLINKS OR WINKS, THE BALD DRAFT & AI TRIVIA GONE WRONG! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe attempt to settle one of animation's most unnecessarily complicated anatomical debates: Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink?We also draft the greatest bald icons in history, test an AI-powered trivia game show, decipher ridiculous Old English expressions, and discover that dressing like Cookie Monster might actually make you more popular than the animals at an aquarium.We kick things off with Joe's stepdaughter asking a question that has absolutely no business being this difficult:Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink? He has one eye. One eyelid. And somehow, decades of watching Monsters, Inc. apparently haven't prepared anyone to answer this with confidence.Then Joe has a bone to pick with David over the podcast's completely unfair musical production standards… Apparently, whenever David sings on the show, he gets the luxury of Auto-Tune. But when Joe sang last week? Nothing. Raw vocals. No assistance. Just an innocent man being publicly exposed to his own singing ability.Then the guys move into some genuinely uncomfortable Would You Rather questions:• Would you rather know exactly how many times someone has fantasized about you, or have a complete list of everyone who's ever taken things a little too far while thinking about you? • Would you rather not be able to shower for a year, or have to use the same towel without washing it for 10 years? Then David tells Joe about taking his family to an aquarium Halloween event while dressed as Cookie Monster. Apparently, being a giant blue Muppet was enough to turn him into the most popular attraction in the building. We also get into:• The three movies we quote more than anything else• Drafting the most iconic bald people in history• The ULTIMATE BLAD DRAFTThen we introduce a new challenger to the podcast:QUIZY: AI QUIZ HOST!The guys test an interactive trivia app where an AI host asks questions out loud, listens to spoken answers, reacts to players, and keeps score.It's essentially a game show in your pocket, except the host is artificial intelligence and occasionally needs to be reminded that human beings don't all speak like perfectly calibrated microphones.This Week's Pour Choices include Joe, and an accidentally purchased DIPA he's not particularly thrilled about – and Joe’s not particularly thrilled about beer to begin with. Then, It’s AskReddit:• What’s a rich-person luxury you've tried once and immediately understood why wealthy people spend money on it?• How attractive are you, without using a scale of 1 to 10?We wrap things up with celebrity birthdays, This Day in Music History, and, if you make it to the end of the episode, a joke about a priest and a rabbit. Yes, you read that right. It's Mike Wazowski anatomy, Cookie Monster celebrity status, bald legends, Old English slang, movie quotes, AI trivia, weird hypotheticals, AskReddit, and two lifelong friends continuing to prove that no question is too stupid to receive a completely serious debate.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, pop-culture debates, Monsters, Inc., trivia games, nostalgic movie quotes, ridiculous drafts, and artificial intelligence, you're in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE MIKE WAZOWSKI BLINKS... OR WINKS... OR WHATEVER THE HELL HE DOES 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 00:31 – DOES MIKE WAZOWSKI BLINK OR WINK?5:51 – JOE CALLS OUT DAVID'S AUTOTUNE DOUBLE STANDARD8:17 – LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY? CHECK THE DICTIONARY8:41 – WOULD YOU RATHER KNOW THE NUMBER OR THE NAMES?14:12 – NO SHOWER FOR A YEAR OR ONE TOWEL FOR TEN YEARS?18:25 – COOKIE MONSTER TAKES OVER THE AQUARIUM24:25 – OUR TOP 3 MOST QUOTED MOVIES31:25 – GUESS THE MEANING OF THESE OLD ENGLISH PHRASES47:13 – THE ULTIMATE BALD DRAFT56:49 – QUIZY: AI QUIZ HOST TRIVIA CHALLENGE1:11:56 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES1:16:17 – ASKREDDIT – RICH PEOPLE LUXURIES THAT ARE ACTUALLY WORTH IT1:27:01 – ASKREDDIT – HOW ATTRACTIVE ARE YOU WITHOUT USING NUMBERS?1:33:25 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:35:28 – THIS DAY IN MUSIC HISTORY1:37:23 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #MikeWazowski #MonstersInc #CookieMonster #BaldDraft #OldEnglishPhrases #TriviaGame #AITrivia #Quizy #AskReddit #Halloween #PopCulture #DarkHumorSupport the show
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    1 ora e 41 min
  • #142 YOU ARE A TOY!

    #142 YOU ARE A TOY!
    Oct 28 2026
    How’s Our Driving?🎃 HALLOWEEN GOATS, HARRY POTTER GUESS WHO & MOVIE QUOTES GONE WRONG! 🎃This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe celebrate Halloween by debating the greatest horror movies, Halloween candy, urban legends, and scary childhood TV shows of all time. They also test their country music knowledge, play Harry Potter Guess Who, and discover how adding one extremely inappropriate phrase can completely ruin some of the most iconic movie quotes ever spoken.We kick things off with Joe explaining why his brain is practically running on fumes. Between his regular work schedule and having to check on construction crews working overnight, he's been making trips out to job sites around 2 AM.Which naturally leads to some important questions about sleep, aging, and whether adulthood is just an elaborate competition to see who can function with the least amount of rest.• If you could remain one age for the rest of your life, what age would you choose?• Would you rather sleep without a pillow or without a blanket?Then David reveals just how loudly his wife snores, prompting Joe to explain that his girlfriend had to resort to blasting a box fan directly at her face just to drown out his snoring.Romance is alive and well.Then the games begin.Joe reads lyrics from recognizable songs in a completely flat, emotionless voice, and David has to identify the songs without the benefit of melody, rhythm, or apparently any useful musical information whatsoever.From there, we get into Lyrically Correct, a music trivia game that tests how well the guys actually remember the songs they've been listening to for decades.Then comes the main event:THE HALLOWEEN G.O.A.T. DEBATE!David challenges Joe to name the greatest of all time across several Halloween categories, including:• The greatest horror movie ever made• The ultimate Halloween candy• The greatest urban legend• The scariest childhood TV show• And more Halloween favorites that are guaranteed to start arguments Because everybody has strong opinions about Halloween, and most of them are wrong.Then David unveils another interactive game he built, this time transforming the classic Guess Who format into a Harry Potter character showdown. This game proves that years of watching Harry Potter movies can finally serve a purpose beyond aggressively correcting people who confuse Dumbledore and Gandalf.We wrap things up with This Week's Pour Choices and two AskReddit questions that are about as normal as you'd expect.• Immortals of Reddit: what do you miss most about the 1630s?• You can add “you piece of shit” to the end of any famous movie quote, what would it be?Finally, we close things out with celebrity birthdays and another successful episode of turning absolutely nothing into an unnecessarily long conversation.It's Halloween nostalgia, horror movies, country music trivia, Harry Potter, ridiculous hypotheticals, sleep deprivation, AskReddit, movie quotes, and two lifelong friends proving that growing older doesn't necessarily mean growing up.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, Halloween debates, Harry Potter, trivia, nostalgic TV shows, ridiculous hypotheticals, and AskReddit stories, you're in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE PUTS CANDY CORN AT #1 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO8:13 - JOE'S SLEEP DEPRIVATION10:35 - IF YOU COULD STAY ONE AGE FOREVER, WHAT AGE WOULD YOU CHOOSE?14:03 - NO PILLOW OR NO BLANKET?17:58 - SNORING SO LOUD IT TAKES A BOX FAN TO SURVIVE22:25 - GUESS THE SONG FROM THE LYRICS35:16 - LYRICALLY CORRECT: COUNTRY MUSIC TRIVIA45:27 - HALLOWEEN G.O.A.T.S58:01 - HARRY POTTER GUESS WHO1:04:58 - THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES1:06:30 - ASK REDDIT: IMMORTALS, WHAT DO YOU MISS ABOUT THE 1630S?1:13:21 - ASK REDDIT: RUIN FAMOUS MOVIE QUOTES WITH "YOU PIECE OF SHIT"1:18:15 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:22:42 - OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #Halloween #HalloweenPodcast #HorrorMovies #HalloweenCandy #HarryPotter #GuessWho #CountryMusicTrivia #LyricallyCorrect #AskReddit #MovieQuotes #DarkHumorSupport the show
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    1 ora e 28 min
  • #141 OH DEAR, WE ARE IN TROUBLE

    #141 OH DEAR, WE ARE IN TROUBLE
    Oct 21 2026
    How’s Our Driving?🚨 HARRY POTTER TRIVIA, SWORDS VS DAGGERS & $10,000 TO RUIN SOMEONE'S YEAR! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate what officially makes a sword a sword, choose their ultimate teleportation destinations, test their Harry Potter movie knowledge, and figure out how to make someone's life mildly miserable for an entire year with a $10,000 budget.We kick things off with a question nobody thought needed a legal definition:• What's the difference between a sword, a dagger, and a really aggressive knife? The guys discuss people who own swords, whether they personally know any, and where exactly the line between knife enthusiast and medieval weapon collector gets drawn.From there, things get significantly more hypothetical.• If you could teleport to three places anywhere in the world, other than your home or workplace, which three locations would you choose?Then we take the hypothetical shopping spree into Hollywood:• If you could own any single item from any movie, what would you take? A magical artifact? An iconic vehicle? A legendary weapon? The possibilities are endless, and the choices reveal an alarming amount about a person's priorities.Then Joe and David listen to the finished AI-generated song Joe wrote using David's answers to last week's inspiration questions. Artificial intelligence has officially entered the songwriting business, and apparently David's fears and personal experiences are now musical source material.We also get into:• Why watching TV in bed might be the worst way to judge whether a show is good• Whether falling asleep during an episode means the show wasn't worth watching• A Harry Potter movie trivia challenge using nothing but audio clips• Joe's furnace inspection and a potentially dangerous carbon monoxide issue• Whether the guys are dressing up for next week's Halloween episode• And another round of This Week's Pour ChoicesThen comes one of the episode's biggest games:Guess the Harry Potter Movie From the Sound Bite!David plays Joe short audio clips from the Harry Potter films, and Joe has to identify which movie each quote came from. Eight movies. Hundreds of memorable lines. One opportunity to prove whether years of watching Hogwarts students nearly die actually taught you anything.Later, Joe shares a genuinely concerning story about a furnace technician identifying an installation issue that might have allowed carbon monoxide to accumulate. The furnace happens to sit directly beneath the room where Joe sleeps.Because apparently being an adult means paying someone to tell you which part of your house might be trying to kill you.Then it's time for AskReddit:• You’re given $10,000 with one objective: mildly annoy your worst enemy for an entire year. What’s your plan? • What's the adult equivalent of finding out Santa Claus isn't real?Finally, we wrap things up with celebrity birthdays and This Day in Sports History.It's Harry Potter trivia, movie hypotheticals, sword debates, AI music, teleportation, Halloween plans, petty revenge, home maintenance horror stories, and two grown men treating completely unnecessary questions like they deserve serious academic consideration.If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, Harry Potter trivia, movie references, Would You Rather questions, AskReddit stories, dark humor, pop culture, and ridiculous hypotheticals, you're in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE SPENDS $10,000 MAKING YOUR LIFE SLIGHTLY WORSE 👇 Chapters 00:00 – INTRO00:31 – WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SWORD AND A DAGGER?5:06 – IF YOU COULD TELEPORT TO THREE PLACES, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?16:05 – WHAT ONE ITEM FROM ANY MOVIE WOULD YOU WANT TO OWN?22:29 – JOE’S SPOOKY SONG28:33 – DOES FALLING ASLEEP MEAN A TV SHOW IS BAD?32:47 – GUESS THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE FROM THE SOUND BITE44:10 – THE FURNAC SERVICE NIGHTMARE51:56 – ARE WE DRESSING UP FOR HALLOWEEN?53:22 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES57:52 – ASK REDDIT: $10,000 TO MILDLY ANNOY YOUR WORST ENEMY1:05:35 – ASK REDDIT: THE ADULT VERSION OF FINDING OUT SANTA ISN'T REAL1:11:19 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!1:14:27 – THIS DAY IN SPORTS HISTORY1:16:56 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #HarryPotterTrivia #MovieTrivia #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #PettyRevenge #Halloween #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversationsSupport the show
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    1 ora e 23 min
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