A persistent pizza-pie proposition turns into an unexpectedly crowded conversation: Aimee makes a case for the “rock ‘n’ roll” of murder-by-poison.

A very tactile encounter with a blind man takes a suspicious “turn”: Natural disasters seem to follow Aimee wherever she goes.

“Sex gets better with age” takes on new meaning in this trilogy of earmuff-worthy anecdotes: weekly updates precede Aimee’s meltdown over spontaneous combustion.

An unholy trio of tail tales—a concussed nurse, plugged-in cook and septic-soup-soaked ex: Antiques Roadshow unleashes Aimee’s inner sadist.

A gopher tortoise rescue turns into an e-bike smackdown: One famous person’s snack sends Aimee down the mustard hole.

An unlikely request from a senior citizen gone wild; Aimee thinks about walls and walnuts too much, now so will you.

Hosted by author Aimee Conner, Pine Island Confidential tells the stories they don’t put in the travel brochures—from bizarre conversations and local legends to those only-on-an-island moments you genuinely couldn’t make up. Try not to laugh-spit out your beverage as you join her for wacky tales about the hilarious, quirky, and at times unsettling characters and encounters that make island life anything but ordinary.

Aimee Conner is the author of Wannabe Psycho™️ and other works of fiction.

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