This week in the fort Roo recounts her recent visit to a Moroccan spa where she was scrubbed from head to toe by a lady without being able to communicate much because of a language barrier. Roo is still unsure what the proper etiquette is when someone you just met is aggressively exfoliating you and gently cradling you at the same time.

Meanwhile, Aimee shares her long-standing issue with tropical fruit. Mango, papaya, guava — her mouth simply does not understand what is happening. She insists it’s not a personality flaw, but a legitimate sensory problem where her brain cannot decide if the fruit is delicious, suspicious, or actively trying to confuse her. Roo argues that this is a psychological and cultural issue, while Aimee maintains that tropical fruit simply has “too many vibes.”

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Intro and outro music titled Gimme That Jazz by Music for Plants.

Artwork by Kicking Cones.

Aimee’s mic died on location in Bimini, so there is a part 2 episode with all the cruise ship shenanigans!! The duo recap dressing as crustaceans and bananas, communicating on vacation, and how Roo turns into a vacation-maxing dad when she's on a trip.

Credits:

Artwork - Kicking Cones

Florida Comedy Collective: https://www.floridacomedycollective.com/

Florida Comedy Collective (FCC) is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization dedicated to promoting and supporting comedic arts in Florida. FCC provides a platform for comedians to showcase their talent and connect with audiences across the state. FCC's mission is to foster a vibrant and inclusive comedy community that celebrates creativity and humor

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Roo and Aimee are talking to you ON LOCATION in Bimini. This is Aimee's first cruise and she recounts the most intense day of the sailing. The day starts with Roo going full dad mode on vacation, then involves jumping down waterfalls, and finally Scarlet Night where hard-shelled antics ensue. Then, our mics die. Bu that's what happens when you leave the pillow fort! There's no chargers, but that's okay because in the end we have friendship, and friendship continues into the next episode.

Credits:

Artwork - Kicking Cones

Music - Gimme That Jazz by Music for Plants

Florida Comedy Collective: https://www.floridacomedycollective.com/

Florida Comedy Collective (FCC) is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization dedicated to promoting and supporting comedic arts in Florida. FCC provides a platform for comedians to showcase their talent and connect with audiences across the state. FCC's mission is to foster a vibrant and inclusive comedy community that celebrates creativity and humor

Bob Voyage: https://www.bobvoyagetravel.com/

Ever wanted to go on a Virgin Voyage but you want a little guidance? Bob Voyage is here for you!

Mention “PILLOWFORT” for $100 of bonus onboard credit (Sailor Loot) for any cabin type booked by July 31. Excludes base fares and Lock-It-In rates – contact Bob Voyage Travel for more information.