Join us at West Fest on Nov 14…it’s as close as Miami gets to autumn…is November too soon for Christmas decorations…you’d think a Carvel cake would be easier than Publx cake…once the Zoloft kicks in…tiramisu is not an Oreo…we love a Capri Sun…some things shouldn’t have bets placed…is Polymarket and Kalshi just the norm now…how much Metamucil is too much…the nostalgia of Sunny Delight can’t be beat…what color Kool-Aid did you grow up on…seriously though, can anyone pass any type of spam call legislation…how DOES a colostomy bag work…Last Cafecito: Cards Against Humanity & Us

Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy

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Welcome back, DJ…so many ailments…Frankenstein cake…Kelly Clarkson needs a mechanical bird…what the hell are masculine teeth…the zombie apocalypse would be the worst…El Dorado should hire at least ONE bilingual person…give Christine Baranski ALL the awards…congrats Lucha Dough…DJ Khaled furniture fits right in there…Scooby Doo and the transatlantic accent…the return of Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos…reality TV is never real…yet again Broadway takes a hit…The Swan documentary is wild…Diana Ross at Thanksgiving must be an experience…a dollar store version of Chopped would be great…beef tallow brand manteca…Antiques Roadshow disappointments…Selma Blair and the violent plane…Sofia & Joe are peak physical specimens…Last Cafecito: Savannah Bananas and A Cabin in the Woods

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Woot woot Junior is in the main co-host seat…congrats to Lucha Dough on your wedding…those cinnamon rolls though…thanks for inviting us to Buena Vista Social Club, Arsht Center…The Estefans aren’t an exhibit…celebrities in the wild…Madame Tussauds in Miami…Carnegie Mellon in Wynwood is pretty weird…there are various ways to be smart…surrendering to tech isn’t a sign of intelligence…we miss cultural milestone series finales…wait, are we the new sitcom…we grew up knowing how to be bored, unlike kids today…Junior’s memory isn’t what it used to be…smuggling birds from Cuba is pretty insane…just spread positivity and you’ll have a full life…Last Cafecito: Gener8ion ft Yung Lean and Dick Van Dyke’s book

Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy

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