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  • 185: my boss is sabotaging my clown career (w/ Ally Beardsley)

    185: my boss is sabotaging my clown career (w/ Ally Beardsley)
    Jan 21 2026

    Ally Beardsley (Dimension 20, Gender Spiral) joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about a messy roommate j'accuse, a humiliated childrens clown, and befriending your husband's ex girlfriend.

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    1 ora e 11 min
  • 184: identity theft within my local book club (w/ Jonny Cakes)

    184: identity theft within my local book club (w/ Jonny Cakes)
    Jan 14 2026

    Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about identity fraud within the book club, fixing a plugged drain at your condo, and a youtuber who ruined your life.

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    1 ora e 13 min
  • 183: my best friend seduced my loser ex boyfriend (w/ Madi Hart)

    183: my best friend seduced my loser ex boyfriend (w/ Madi Hart)
    Jan 7 2026

    Madi Hart joins the show to give advice to stunning callers about a naked roommate, a friend secretly dating your ex, and a finding your boss's p*rn collection.

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    1 ora e 18 min
  • 182: phenomenal updates to 2025's best callers

    182: phenomenal updates to 2025's best callers
    Dec 31 2025

    It's that time of year folks! These are the top 5 best callers of the year as voted by you, complete with update callbacks from Patreon. We talk with Furry Potluck, Accidentally hooked up with both brothers, crushing on the schoolbus driver, dildo soup kitchen counter, and romantic letter to the upstairs pianist. ENJOY!

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    2 ore e 26 min
  • 181: accidentally robbed my boyfriends mom (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

    181: accidentally robbed my boyfriends mom (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
    Dec 24 2025

    Will Witwer & Rainie Toll join the show for Feliz Ciaovidad, and take stunning calls from someone who has accidentally been stealing from her boyfriends mom, a caller who's ex's new hottie joined the book club, and someone who will NOT back down from her creative choices even if it gets her banned from pottery class.

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    1 ora e 26 min
  • 180: I'm the Secret Santa for my sexy ex boyfriend (w/ Eric Striffler)

    180: I'm the Secret Santa for my sexy ex boyfriend (w/ Eric Striffler)
    Dec 17 2025

    Eric Striffler aka Mrs. Claus, is here to take STUNNING christmas calls from listeners about getting your very recent ex in secret Santa, being force fed five courses by mom for xmas dinner, and recasting the Christmas play.

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    1 ora e 10 min
  • 179: the nude models are beefing in my art class (w/ Sarah Whittle)

    179: the nude models are beefing in my art class (w/ Sarah Whittle)
    Dec 10 2025

    Sarah Whittle joins the show to take stunning calls about stealing a turkey, nude models feuding in art class, and a moral dilemma about a besties nasty boyfriend.

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    1 ora e 4 min
  • 178: my literal evil twin ran over my coworker (w/ Patrick Noth)

    178: my literal evil twin ran over my coworker (w/ Patrick Noth)
    Dec 3 2025

    Patrick Noth (Microbudget) joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about having a LITERAL evil twin, having a second b*tthole, and accidentally through a series of unfortunate mistakes - peeing on your boss.

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    1 ora e 8 min