On the buffet table this evening, (hidden amongst the vol au vents)... Paul and Andy discuss...

Sandwiches, the 'great crisp swizz', rubbish water companies, other rubbish companies, building on green fields, the eclipse, Kurt's joke, satellites and the Clacton Byelection.

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Where else would you find two opiniated, semi-retired curmudgeons discussing...

Spilt paint, the need for shouting 'bollocks'

The misuse of the word 'Amazing!'

Meeting David Tennant

OAP rates... for moaning.

Melts

Bad boatmanship.

Wealth and entitlement

Skin care

Andy's world of work

Abseiling

Taking Andy Burnham to the cafe

Number 10 North

"Oh no... another Co-op meal deal again!"

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They're Back! ...After a two-month break, Paul and Andy are back with their podcast Grey Matters, doing a roaring trade as curmudgeons, at the very top of their game!

In this Episode the couple demolish Tent Box 'users' talk about reversing down country lanes, discuss people not taking responsibility for their lives, fining people for the misuse of the NHS AND the RNLI and ending up predicting Andy Burnham's fate in the hands of the electorate.

All dispensed with the usual mix of misanthrope, malice and mischief :-)

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Those pesky lemonsqueezers! This Greymatters podcast romps through the disparate worlds of... Greenshield stamps, Paul's ferry passengers, Michael Barrymore, Dry Robes, and septum replacement. Paul and Andy talk about missing parents, wethered faces and living life to the full

23 minutes you won't get back, but 23 minutes that might make you smile and make you think.. (that's 23 minutes I won't get back!!!!)

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#DIYDentalwork #Gadgets #lemonsqueezers #condiments#Worrying #priceofpetrol #greenshieldstamps #michaelbarrymore #Barrymore #Paulsferrypassengers #sillyquestions#southsandsferry #AA #salmontrousers #Dryrobes #workingintv #weatheredface #septum#perineum #tiprun #yorkshirelife #missingyourparents #Livinglife #Beingthankful

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Don't ask!....

In this episode of 'Grey Matters' Paul and Andy plummet through the murky depths of Self-immolation. Do-It-Yourself Dentistry. Ear vacuum cleaners. Cutting toenails, Filling Pot holes. The BBC (again) An Internet tax and... financial inequality.

Where else could you feast upon such a smorgasbord of peculiar yet enticing dishes?!

This Podcast is brought to you by Paul Leather and Andy Breare.

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Welcome to Paul & Andy's Podcast - Grey Matters

In this the 40th episode, 😲 Paul and Andy talkabout Michael Wynstanley, the simplicity of life, Artificial Intelligence and famous people with whom they have worked. 😊

With true one-upmanship on display, the episode ends with acompetitive game of Top Trumps. “Who knew whom, and who met whom?”

This episode contains some rather wonderful clips fromAndy's radio show, featuring some once very famous people ...and only thebriefest mention of Lyse Doucet's cat!!!

WHY DON'T YOU DO WHAT MICHAEL WYNSTANLEY, MARY WRIGHT AND MANYOTHERS HAVE DONE AND DROP US AN EMAIL TELLING HOW GREAT WE ARE:

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In this episode of Grey Matters ...

Paul and Andy cough their way through chest infections and ruminate on midnight musings. Andy rants about the BBC and its journalistic deficit. Paul talks about his train journey to London and the new delights of London Town. The pair discuss Radio 4 announcers, Yorkshire call centres and Lise Ducet's cat!

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Thank you for Listening!

Welcome to 2026 and Paul & Andy's Podcast - Grey Matters

In the first episode of the new year Paul and Andy catch up with the Great Gas Saga in the South Hams, Andy unwraps his little Christmas present, Paul rants about aftershave spraying in his eye, the pair discuss solutions to 'guide dog poo' and finally they reminisce about the things parents used to say.

Thank you to all the lovely people who had time on their hands to email us! The address is paulandandyspodcast@gmail.com