This week I open the show trying to out how black holes actually work and quickly realize might just be lying.

Then we get into St. Paddy's Day, a night out that didn't go how expected, and why definitely wouldn't survive in a war right now.

I also talk about One Piece without even knowing if like it, and a guy at work who might be addicted to scrap metal.

Just another episode of me having and seeing where they go.

Some days at work there is so little to do you start inventing tasks just to keep busy. That leads into questions about watching RomComs with my , the annual chaos of NFL free agency, and the strange moment when the excitement dies and teams start signing guys nobody has ever heard of.

Plus I introduce you to my moms cousin Dwayne and explain why I'm not buying the sudden gym rush that happens the first warm day of the year.

NOTE: this was recorded before the Maxx Crosby trade fell through

Lawyers know everything. Henchman need retirement plans. The gym locker room has officially lost all structure.

This week I talk about why lawyers might be carrying the heaviest secrets on earth, the exact age you have to retire from getting punched by Batman, and a gym moment that forced me to internally HR myself.

Also, a shocking twist: I didn't even have to ask for number.