Vivek and Alex rate the Ashes players and pick their Streets Don’t Forget XI

Australia player ratings

Steve Smith (8.25) Still elite… but by Smith standards this was “only” very good.

Travis Head (9.75) He loves the Ashes, moved up top and ripped England’s heart out.

Alex Carey (9.0) The quiet assassin: created wickets, scores runs, moved to 6.

Marnus Labuschagne (6.0) Got involved everywhere, but lost scoring options and looks fallible.

Mitchell Starc (10.0) Played all 5 games, won them the first three with bat and ball, always lethal.

Usman Khawaja (5.0) He never arrived… and yet played 4 games and retired as an all-timer.

Cameron Green (3.0) Massive disappointment with bat and ball, needs to convert potential.

Jake Weatherald (5.5) Looked promising but developed clear weaknesses, worth persisting with.

Josh Inglis (3.5) Two forgettable games with the bat but a good run out.

Brendon Doggett (4.5) Clear drop off from Starc-Boland but misused. Something there.

Michael Neser (8.0) Cult hero - did what he was asked and made you wonder why he doesn’t play more.

Pat Cummins (8.0) Came in for one game as champion but docked for sitting out after as captian.

Scott Boland (8.5) Relentless - England stuck in the mud with Carey up and reliable over 5 tests.

Jhye Richardson (5.0) Dropped a few KPHs after his latest injury and didn’t look too threatening.

Nathan Lyon (5.5) Body catching up to him and less and less used at home. Still good when fit.

Beau Webster (8.5) Absolute revelation: rocked up at Sydney and proved his all-round utility.

Average = 6.75

England player ratings

Ben Stokes (5.0) Effort always there, good with ball but poor captaincy and confusing batting.

Jacob Bethell (9.0) The one shining light - played like he belonged.

Joe Root (7.75) Monkey off the back and doubled it but 8 failures in 10. May not come back?

Harry Brook (5.5) Stagnating approach found out, needs to fulfil generational potential.

Zak Crawley (4.0) Was it ever even good in theory?

Jofra Archer (6.75) Couldn’t stay fit but England’s most dangerous bowler when he played.

Jamie Smith (3.25) Reckless and wasteful with the bat, mediocre with gloves

Ollie Pope (2.5) Lost his place for the time being, better down the order for future.

Will Jacks (4.0) Looked a stranger pick as the series went on.

Ben Duckett (2.0) Skittish and a brewing sense of inevitable disappointment.

Gus Atkinson (4.5) Bowled better than his figures, but never looked genuinely dangerous.

Brydon Carse (5.0) Tried hard and played all 5 but sprayed it and should never open the bowling.

Josh Tongue (8.0) Good speeds and lengths, should have played more and will in the future.

Mark Wood (1.5) May not play for England again, very unfortunate given his rehab.

Matthew Potts (0.5) As close to a 0 as it comes.

Average = 4.6

00:00: Intro + end of Ashes / World Cup next

02:30: USA U19 century

04:30: Cricket politics in the subcontinent

12:30: Ashes player ratings: Australia

43:39: Ashes player ratings: England

01:05:15: The Streets Will Never Forget XI

01:23:14: Outro

Alex and Vivek discuss the frailties of the English cricket structure following England's defeat to Australia in the 3rd Ashes test in Adelaide. Changes have to be made.

Episode timestamps:

0:58 - Fixing England's cricket structure

15:54 - Bazball's rejection of the county pathway

20:09 - 3rd Test Adelaide in focus

27:55 - Defending Stuart Broad

32:27 - What Alex wants to see in Melbourne

36:06 - What we would do if we were in charge

48:51 - Records broken in New Zealand

Alex and Vivek debrief the 2nd Ashes Test at Brisbane. England suffer another defeat under the lights as Australia show them how to play old-school, gritty test cricket. In other news, West Indies save a remarkable test match in Christchurch vs NZ, and Kohli's back with a bang in Indian colors.

0:50 - Ashes 2nd test review

34:45 - Nathan Lyon to retire?

38:28 - West Indies save test vs NZ

44:33 - Kohli vs SA

The 1st Ashes test has come and gone with Australia rocking England in a flash. Meanwhile, India get whitewashed at home for the second season running. India are done, but England have Starc under lights looming large.

Alex and Vivek need a therapy session.

0:00 - Intro

1:09 - India back, South Africa good

18:45 - Ashes England rant (toss)

22:08 - Crawley

27:24 - England bowling and cult

35:07 - Australia

41:34 - England batting collapse

51:42 - Ashes picking nits

57:52 - Question 1v1

This is it. This is the big one.
Alex and Vivek enlist resident Aussie Aryan Jain for a mega Ashes preview - spicy decks, fragile batting orders, arthritic quicks, and series predictions that we already regret.

0:00 - Intro

2:50 - Favourite Ashes moments

6:11 - Recent form

13:33 - Selections, Aryan on conditions in Australia

21:08 - Australian openers

30:31 - Shoaib Bashir

34:02 - England central contracts and Joe Root

40:45 - Nathan Lyon

45:05 - Mitchell Starc

48:31 - Contemporary bodyline tactics

50:53 - Zak Crawley

56:30 - Trigger movements

59:28 - Steve Smith

1:06:07 - Biggest antagonist

1:08:63 - First injury

1:13:51 - First player dropped

1:19:19 - Player of the series

1:20:56 - Listener questions

1:32:18 - Outro

Alex and Vivek cover India Women’s first World Cup win, Rohit and Kohli’s swansong down under, England’s ongoing identity crisis, the enigma of Babar Azam, and the shifting fault lines of world cricket.

0:00 - Intro

0:57 - Women’s WC

5:15 - Pak vs SA, Babar Azam

13:13 - Virat-Rohit

18:15 - Eng vs NZ

27:12 - Ashes - England

38:48 - Ashes - Australia

42:41 - Chris Woakes Retirement

43:43 - Global Cricket Structure

54:42 - USA Cricket

56:15 - Listener Questions

Alex and Vivek cover pitches, selection, individual brilliance, and everything else India- England before looking ahead to whose strengths are pointier and whose weaknesses more acute in this winter’s Ashes.

0:00 - Intro

1:27 - Ind vs Eng series context

3:52 - English pitches

13:56 - Dropped catches

18:01 - Siraj

27:37 - Indian selection

39:10 - Bazball

51:31 - Ashes

1:11:32 - Awards & Categories

1:17:42 - Outro