…in which we each get new piercings, Beatrice tells more lies, kids who were never kids, a profound revelation about which of our parents we're more like, the moral superiority inherent in letting one's hair go grey, why Rosemary could never go undercover tormenting conservative Christian Republicans… and more!!!

P.S. Garfield Minus Garfield

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Rosemary has THREE cats now (Butter, Toast and Mel Brooks); "terrifying" 4th of July fireworks; Beatrice makes chicken alfredo (and didn't love it); Rosemary makes a patriotic pavlova; is there anything to celebrate about America in 2026?; the app that lets you order food that never comes; can lash extensions ever be too subtle?!; how do the "God has a plan for me" people rationalise what's happening around the world? (Are we philosophers?!); Beatrice's first July 4th as an American citizen; and, if Beatrice is found dead in her bed, it'll probably be Brenda.

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We're answering your questions – these ones sent via Instagram entirely anonymously, which means some of them are mean!

But most of them are nice! We're talking about being on a GLP-1, paid holidays (or not), pulling the trigger on filing for divorce and more.

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The general you, not you-you.

Also: kids on holidays, digital calendars, chore schedules, how Beatrice overcame HER shyness… and more!

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Punishing (and motivating) children, why can't we live out our best romantasies through our kids' VR headsets, HOA lawn stipulations, and has Claire Mac Cabe taken possession of Rosemary's body… or is Rosemary just getting old?

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Things we mention: mostly nonsense, honestly. We love you all. Thinking more and more seriously of late about the women-only commune we could form, and you would all be invited.

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Beatrice may be able to do her own taxes, but don't ask her where her drivers' license is… Living in the US is just a steep non-stop learning curve.

Things we mention include Turbo Tax, the fact that some states in the US have no state income tax (in case you're considering moving here, the land of the free – ahem – some time soon and want to narrow down the list of ideal places to live), the recent shooting incident in a Fort Wayne cafe, and Invincible, the Amazon Prime show Beatrice is (kind of?!) watching with Beau.

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If everyone* can suddenly be as beautiful as everyone else – by specific, probably Western, beauty standards – what will that mean to the people who were just born gorgeous?! Are they RAGING?!?! And other burning questions.

*everyone with the means, anyway

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