Instead of eliminating the five-day work week, the rapid progress of AI has allowed us to take the much more altruistic path of making it slightly easier to write headlines for Instagram ads and send sexually explicit messages to that cowboy from Red Dead Redemption. Hurray! Annie and Emily chat about how they use AI in their advertising jobs and in their lives, then read some juicy robot-based Reddit content.

If you wanna get smooched in 2024, chances are you've used a dating app and maybe, probably, had a terrible time. Annie and Emily discuss their experiences with swipe-based dating and the stats and sentiments around ditching them. Then, they workshop Emily's Bumble profile. Does this copywriter have rizz? Swipe right on this episode to find out! Jk, you can just press the play button.

Everyone knows that spending money on useless shit feels good, but deinfluencers are here to say that maybe we should stop that! Annie and Emily dive into the deinfluencing movement and the online products they've been influenced to buy—from snail slime skincare to TikTok probiotics that might give you enough serotonin to avoid shock therapy, they discuss which purchases are worth it and which ones were wastes of their advertising girl paychecks.