• BONUS: “Turkeyteeth.com”
    Jan 29 2026

    Joel and Hannah both are all about self-improvement on this week's bonus. They're split on the benefits of Turkish cosmetic surgeons though... and if you ever wanted to hear exactly what makes up the long list of habits Hannah would like Joel ot be hypnotised out of, it's your lucky day.

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    27 min
  • "Hannah Cooper, these are my varicose veins"
    Jan 26 2026

    Joel has had a rather busy week. His hypnosis session with Paul McKenna appears to have worked, could this be farewell to finger-biting?

    Mr Dommett has also finally had his varicose veins removed! He’s so happy, he forced Hannah and Producer Joe to look at a picture of said veins - while recording. So, if you’ve ever wanted to hear, in slimy detail, what Joel Dommet’s veins looks like outside of his body, today’s your lucky day...

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    40 min
  • BONUS: “Joel Dommet-levels of Horoscope”
    Jan 22 2026

    It’s 2026 Horoscopes time! Now, Joel is somewhat of a horoscope skeptic, while Hannah's favourite activity is polishing her mystic crystals… two very different schools of thought at play here. No spoilers, but when it comes to Joel, all roads really do seem to lead back to his varicose veins. Hm. Enjoy!

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    24 min
  • "I’m getting hypnotized by Paul McKenna tomorrow"
    Jan 19 2026

    Joel and Hannah are back - and boy have we missed the chaos. On the menu for today are finger condoms, varicose veins, lymphatic drainage, Gordon Ramsay, grey pubic hairs (or lack thereof) and the rather disturbing knowledge that there are human body parts that continue to grow, almost indefinitely, as you age.

    Oh yeh, and Joel’s getting hypnotised by Paul McKenna.

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    41 min
  • BONUS: "Please make the title of this episode Nonagon"
    Dec 18 2025

    It’s the final episode of the year! Joel sees off 2025 with a strangely impressive display of obscure shape naming. Judging by the ep title, he’s rather impressed with himself. Hannah’s just worried that if Wilde develops his father's rare talent that he won’t exactly be the coolest kid in school.

    The team also decide on their New Year’s resolutions and look back to see whether they’ve managed to tick off this year’s… gold star for anyone remembering before Producer Joe does!

    Never Have I Ever will return on Monday 19th January 2026 - have the merriest of Christmases and very happy New Year!

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    24 min
  • “Dada drunk!”
    Dec 15 2025

    The team are back home for their final week of Never Have I Ever before the New Year! It’s been an exciting month for all involved, so to round-up Australia, Joel and his colleagues went out for a couple of mid-morning schooners. Considering Joel drinks about as often as your average pregnant woman, he ended up rather merry!

    Joel and Hannah also decide that they should try and be more sociable (and that Joel’s got dead chat). They’ve got a few strategies up their sleeves to keep conversations flowing, but the golden rule: ask what their favourite crisp flavour is. Hook, line and sinker.

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    43 min
  • BONUS: “Don’t look at the butt-crease shorts”
    Dec 11 2025

    On this week’s bonus ep, Joel and Hannah are discussing the fact that everyone in Australia seems to be wearing the tightest gym shorts known to mankind. And as they say, with tight gym shorts, comes great responsibility. Responsibility that Hannah makes sure to remind Joel of…

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    17 min
  • "I don’t want to slag it off, but I’ve absolutely slagged it off"
    Dec 8 2025

    In this week’s episode, Joel and Hannah recount a trip to Tropical Fruit World, a beautiful Aussie wonderland which Joel tries really hard not to slag off (he’s not very successful in this endeavour).

    Also, Hannah shares her recent trip to a fortune-telling psychic. Beyond potentially being told to leave Joel, she had no idea what to expect. Have a listen and decide for yourself whether it was £25 well spent…

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    51 min