Episodi

  • Chat GPT Wrote This

    Chat GPT Wrote This
    Sep 4 2026
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast we kick things off with a check in. We dive right into the hottest of topics (at the time). Kevin and Uncle Tito talk about their High School days and some stories from back in the day. Pivoting away from that, we talk about Lebum James and Jaylen Brown coming together to save Joel Embiid in Philly. We go on a sports rant for a bit before we get into some Gaming discussions. After our everyday ramblings, we find our way to talking about some Ai updates. We end things with more randomness and fun conversations. So if you listened at well, we thank you. Like, rate, review, and share.
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    1 ora e 5 min
  • Ice Dragon

    Ice Dragon
    Jul 17 2026
    On this latest episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast, we finally made an episode happen. Kev, Mikey and Rocha kick things off with our regularly scheduled check ins for everyone. Kev follows up with some Goat talk...literally. Staying on theme we sports, we pivot into some youth sports conversations and how different things are for our kids. The guys finally disuss the latest Jack HardNO album and that leads into some conversations around xbox lobbies. Rocha schools us on some AI info and news. (Insert Obvious Rocha Political Rant somewhere around here) Proabably. The conversation leads us to eventually end up talking about Logan Paul, so if you made it that far we thank you. As always thanks for listening. Please like, rate, review, and share.
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    1 ora e 17 min
  • Alcides (AL-Cee-Deez)

    Alcides (AL-Cee-Deez)
    Apr 2 2026
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen podcast Kevin, Mikey, and Uncle Tito get right into all of the conspiracy theories. Since our last time recording the Epstein Files have sorta been released so that opened the flood gates for our conversations. Kevin and Mikey discuss BAM dropping 83 pts in an NBA game. We pivot away from sports and get into a fun AI rant with Uncle Tito and Mikey. We admit the world sucks and discuss some current events going on around the world. Skating back into sports we went over all things olympics and the political ties from the US hockey game outcomes. We wrap things up with hollywood talk around the Oscars and upcoming films that we are excited about. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
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    1 ora e 10 min
  • Anybody but Jaylen

    Anybody but Jaylen
    Jan 27 2026
    New Year and not so new us. We are living up to the namesake like GTA 6 and making sure we are Never Gonna Happen. On this latest episode of the never gonna happen podcast Kev, Mikey, and Uncle Tito check in post holidays. Kev kicks us off with letting Mikey know that it was not Bad Bunny that did a voiceover in an anime but J Balvin. Kev informs us about the former Olympic snowboarder turned drug kingpin..allegedly. We finally make it to our rant section where Kev gets Mikey and Uncle Tito to rant about stuff and things. Spoiler alert Mikey does NOT like Jaylen Brown. Doing our best not to spoil things we talk about Stranger Things, but mostly the hype and marketing behind it and not how the show ended or didn't for those of us that think there we be another episode. We wrap this one up with some coversations around video games and TV shows. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate review, and share.
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    1 ora e 15 min
  • A Dick of Cucumbers

    A Dick of Cucumbers
    Nov 14 2025
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito are back at it like we never left! Most of this is old news to our listeners but at the time of recording most of our topics were currently happening. We kick things off with the survival of the rapture. We pivot and move into some sports talk. We bring up Lebron and the short live ressurgance of the New York Giants. Staying on theme we discuss the choice for the Super Bowl halftime performer, Bad Bunny. We pivot away from sports and get into our Anime with Mikey Segment. We continue to ramble through various topics until we get into some of our favorite crackhead stories. We wrap things of with Mikey having an epiphany around fruits and vegetables. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
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    1 ora e 1 min
  • Measuring Assholes

    Measuring Assholes
    Sep 17 2025
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast, 2 dads and Uncle Tito are living up to their namesake. Kevin kicks things off and introduces Uncle Tito's alterego and newest internet personality. Natrurally we talk about Aliens and AI because is was another day that ended in Y. After we get mislead by some ai we getting into a measuring contest...pause. Kevin's asshole...ness is put to the test. We reflect on our youth and growing up together and how things have changed. We also reflect on Summer and how it went for everyone. The guys continue on with our normal check ins around Movies or Shows we are consuming at the moment. Kevin brings up some Shohei Ohtani news and the latest drama surrounding him. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
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    1 ora e 9 min
  • These Nuts is Delicious

    These Nuts is Delicious
    Aug 7 2025
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podacast the boys are back with a brand new episode full of randomness and solid BS. We kick things off with a conversation about Uncle Tito from Rocket Power and how similar he is to our version of Uncle Tito. This episode is all over the place and full of rants. We talk about Mikey vs AI, NY vs Everybody and how they treated Lebron when he was out in public. Caitlin Clark conversation, athletes and political affliations, and all kinds of nonsense. This episode was recorded during some time in June so a lot of this is old news. We like to stick to our namesake and lean into the "Never gonna happen" aspect of things. Enjoy the ride of this episode. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
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    1 ora e 9 min
  • The Great American Sperm Race

    The Great American Sperm Race
    Jun 28 2025
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito take you on some wild BS. We kick things off with a check in since it has been a few months since we last recorded. Mikey brings up a sore subject of losing Tatum to his achilles during the Celtics' play off run. Kevin explains why this means it is gonna be a bummer summer. We pivot better than Tatum was able to and get into schools and some education. Shortly after this we get into some ranting from Rocha and talk about Y'all Qaeda, Yalliban, and the Hillbilly Isis. The internet can be a wild place and full of interesting things. Some how we slip into a conversation and update about Diddy. As you all know we stay to our namesake so these conversations happen and the topics may or may not be relevant at the time. This is where is gets interesting and Uncle Tito brings up something he enjoyed recently on the internet. We reel things in and get into some conspiracy theories and end the episode with more random ranting. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
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    55 min