Realtor to the stars Robin McCoy pulls up, and Mylo started without her because that's how these two operate. Before anyone says hello we've got a toothless college roommate, a bowling alley steak (medium well, because God is diabolical), and a very specific kind of hookup Robin is not willing to die for.

Then the wig comes off. Robin's mom is 90, bedridden, 500 books deep, and officially out of money. Robin spills what senior care really costs in Texas, why most seniors are malnourished, and the day insurance tried to send her mom home while Robin sat in a salon chair with foils in her hair.

Also on the menu: why your primary care doctor should be younger than you, why the solar salesman knocking on Grandma's door needs to keep walking, and the Mrs. Roper Beer Crawl in Denton. Muumuu mandatory.

Chapters:

00:00 Cold Open

00:40 The Toothless Roommate & the Bowling Alley Steak

01:55 Meet Robin McCoy, Realtor to the Stars

02:45 The Mrs. Roper Beer Crawl

04:50 Where the Drag Queens Buy Their Wigs

05:50 Muumuu Retirement Plans

08:55 Realtor Safety & Vicky the Protector

11:40 The Fake Sheriff Scam Call

12:40 Scammers Targeting Seniors

13:40 Mom Ran Out of Money

16:25 What Senior Care Really Costs

17:05 Sassy Keeps You Sharp

18:20 Gas Prices & $100 Is the New $20

20:30 Lab Meat, Microplastics & Going Organic

22:30 Why Seniors Are Malnourished

24:50 Healthcare in America Is a Guessing Game

27:20 How to Interview Your Primary Care Doctor

28:05 The Insurance Runaround

29:20 Discharged With Foils in Her Hair

30:30 Finding Mom's Care Home

31:00 The Rat Race & Finding Your Quiet Time

32:40 The 65 Retirement Myth

33:30 Solar Panel Scams on Seniors

35:45 It's Not Commission, It's Compensation

#MyloAndFriends #RobinMcCoy #DallasRealtor #KellerWilliams #AgingParents #SeniorCare #SandwichGeneration #ElderCare #ScamAlert #SolarPanelScam #Medicare #DallasPodcast #RealEstatePodcast #PodcastClips

Everybody's your bestie? Cute. Do they even know your last name?

Jim Morris, author of Connect or Die, is back on the couch for Part 2 (straight off the plane, still fresh), and Mylo is not holding back. We hear about the phone call where Mylo's mom asked (mid senior year, by the way), “Are you still gay?” Plus, why old school Disney ruined everyone's idea of romance, and the private school classmate who blamed Mylo's better grades on being Hispanic.

Jim shares the heartfelt DM he sent a struggling business owner that got nothing back but a like, and why that turned out to be the whole point. Also revealed: about 12 people know where Mylo lives, fewer have been inside, and nobody, NOBODY, gets to use the bathroom.

If you've ever handed confidant status to someone who was really just an acquaintance, consider this your intervention.

Grab Connect or Die by Jim Morris on Amazon in paperback, hardcover, Kindle, and audio.

Chapters:

00:00 Cold Open: Acknowledged, Not Reciprocated

00:40 Sober With Bruce and Tagging Along to NA

01:30 Only Child Energy and Protecting Your Space

03:30 Mom's Big Question: "Are You Still Gay?"

05:45 Old School Disney Ruined Romance

07:45 60,000 Thoughts a Day (Mostly About the Past)

08:45 Raised Without Guilt in Eagle Rock

09:40 The Classmate Who Blamed It on Being Hispanic

11:15 The "We Didn't Connect" DM

12:50 Know Who You Are or Get Waved Goodbye

13:50 Friends You Disagree With (But Would Take a Bullet For)

15:20 The Southlake Faux Hawk Story

17:15 UWM Kool-Aid and the Fear of Standing Out

19:00 Country Club Friends and the No-Bathroom Rule

19:50 Confidants, Allies, and Acquaintances

20:50 The Fake Bestie Epidemic

21:50 Trauma, Drama, and Learning Fast

22:50 Gay, Catholic, and Unbothered

23:50 Buy the Book: Connect or Die

24:50 Caitlin, Three Kids, and Zero Pull-Out Game

26:00 The DM That Only Got a Like

28:15 Connection Is What You Give

29:00 "May That Life Never Find Me"

30:10 A Doctor's Advice at Grandma's Bedside

31:40 If You Can Sleep at Night, Live Your Life

#MyloAndFriends #JimMorris #ConnectOrDie #Podcast #RealFriends #FakeFriends #Connection #LGBTQPodcast #NoShame #KnowYourWorth #Friendship #Boundaries

First time meeting in person, and Mylo opens with not one, not two, but THREE strip club stories. Welcome to the couch, Jim.

Jim Morris, author of Connect or Die, went from a Boston kid who discovered his parents' opioid secret at 14, to a college student paying tuition in cash (allegedly, from selling weed). He also sweet talked his way into community college three weeks late, which says a lot about his whole “connection” thing.

Mylo matches him story for story: the phantom work phone that fueled his meth habit, the rehab therapist who read him for filth on family day, and the New Year's Eve he walked out on the party, then locked his boyfriend out of the condo. (Like, literally carried him out the door.)

You'll relate if you've ever lived two lives and gotten exhausted playing both.

Connect or Die by Jim Morris is on Amazon now.

Chapters

00:00 Cold Open: The Phone That Never Rang

00:28 Mylo Prepped (a First)

01:08 "Newsy," Vegas, and Three Strip Club Stories

02:18 "I'm the Safest Lap You Got"

03:20 Culture Shock: Boston to Nashville, California to Dallas

04:19 OxyContin, Secrets, and Shame at 14

07:16 Cash for College and the Enrollment Desk

09:44 Weed vs. Meth: Wired Very Differently

10:52 The Phantom Work Phone

11:11 "I'm Not a Dealer!" (He Was)

12:35 Living as Two Jim Morrises

13:23 You Can't Connect If You're Not Connected

13:51 The Rehab Therapist Who Blamed Mylo

15:50 No Pivot, No Pivotal Moment (Get You a Cocoon)

17:13 Know Who You Don't Want to Be

18:47 The Hairdresser Tell-All Mylo Needs to Write

20:05 Rock Bottom Had a Basement

21:09 New Year's Eve: "When Will We See You?" "Never."

22:07 The Boyfriend, the Three-Way, and the Password Change

23:19 Sober, Speaking, and Still Sliding

24:12 The Thursday, Friday, Saturday (and Tuesday) Drinker

25:12 Vulnerability at Work and the Triple H Method

26:08 "I Just Want to Be Heard" (Hi, Mom)

27:19 Narcissist, or Just Not Strong Enough to Hear It?

28:47 The AA Meeting That Ruined Jim's Day

29:35 Sharing Is Caring, Oversharing Is Overburdening

#MyloAndFriends #JimMorris #ConnectOrDie #HumanConnection #IMPACTEffect #SobrietyJourney #AddictionRecovery #RecoveryStories #PivotalMoments #Vulnerability #ConnectedLeadership #LeadershipPodcast #NashvilleAuthor #MortgagePodcast #NoFilter #UnfilteredConversations #PodcastClips #PodcastsToWatch #EntrepreneurLife #HelloStudios

Bruce is back on the couch, and this time he isn't sharing it.

Mylo's husband, processor and shopping accomplice takes the full episode for a marriage conversation that detours hard into which gas station chain is superior, whether H-E-B lives up to the hype (it does not), and the Carmine's waiter who set their food down on a bus station and wandered off.

There's a 21-year age gap that nobody at this house is treating as a plot point, and the day Bruce finally snapped on a file and got promoted in his husband's eyes for it. Also on the table: Vegas hotel rankings, an unpaid endorsement of April at Gucci, and 1,500 Instagram followers who apparently cannot locate the subscribe button. Come for the marriage talk, stay for the bag reveal.

Chapters:

0:00 Bruce is back and the mic is too far away

1:20 No girl, we're not brothers

1:50 Best friend, husband, work partner

2:20 Retail to mortgage: the crash course

3:15 Two fire signs, one household

4:10 The day Bruce finally snapped

5:30 Type A, type B, type C+

6:00 Harder market, messier clients

7:10 Paying for convenience is the utopia

7:45 H-E-B did not impress

8:35 Wawa vs QT vs QuickChek

9:30 The hoagie, the bike, and the miracle of this marriage

10:20 What he refused to lose

11:30 The donut shop in the old Taco Bell

12:20 What actually surprises him about being married

13:30 Safe, respected, and nothing like before

14:15 We're not the stereotypical gays

14:50 The 21-year age gap

15:30 Leading by example

16:40 Marriage feels like a comfortable cardigan

17:30 Every version of me, treated the same

18:20 Pretty people and the effort problem

19:00 Grandpa's 1987 dating advice

20:30 The kid conversation

22:30 Long-term care and where the line is

23:20 Bruce runs the Instagram, come correct

24:00 1,500 followers, zero subscribers

24:35 Shout out Yanny at Coach

25:15 Vegas: hot, dead Fontainebleau, good Gucci

26:20 Hotel rankings and the Vanderpump letdown

27:00 Carmine's, you're off the list

28:00 Lola's, Louis Vuitton, and April at Gucci

29:45 No vices left, just bags, cars and trips

30:20 The Coach Compass 25 reveal

#MyloAndFriends #MyloAndBen #GayMarriage #GayCouple #AgeGapRelationship #LGBTQPodcast #QueerPodcast #MarriedLife #HusbandsOfInstagram #WorkingWithYourSpouse #MortgageLife #LoanOfficerLife #DallasPodcast #CoachCompass #BagTok #HandbagCollection #VegasTrip #GucciHaul #PodcastClips #MessyAndMarried

Your favs are picking the conversation back up with two business owners comparing scars, and it gets petty in the best way.

Dr. B walks away from the franchise, and Mylo reveals he signed a 500-page contract without reading it (because a lawyer wanted ten grand and his only real question was whether he could still curse on camera).

Then we get to the good stuff: Why saying goodbye to a mentor feels like breaking up with a parent, and what happens to your business the second you stop being your own roadblock. Mylo at 58, refusing to wait until 70 to enjoy anything, and being very clear about who is providing for whom in his house.

Plus the school drop-off report: one daughter came home with about eleven new best friends, the other came home and announced she does not like any of them and would prefer her old ones. Guess which one Dr. B claims.

Then it turns into a tribute to a grandmother who took no disrespect from anyone, a silhouette tattoo that looks suspiciously like Marge Simpson, a velvet Elvis, and two men admitting they are entirely the product of the women who raised them.

Chapters:

00:00 Cold Open

00:30 The 500-Page Contract He Never Read

01:20 Pay to Say Goodbye

02:30 Franchise Freedom vs. Franchise Fees

03:00 Telling a Father Figure You're Leaving

04:40 "Is It Even My Idea Anymore?"

05:10 What Happens When You Stop Blocking Yourself

06:00 Suddenly You're Mentoring People

06:45 Hiring Too Soon and the One Who Stayed

08:00 The VA Team and the Notifications

09:00 Kyle Draper Is Shifting Too

09:45 It Always Comes Down to Dollars and Cents

10:20 Paying a Fee to Exist

11:20 "Just Give Me the Look"

11:50 58 and Not Waiting Until 70

12:40 Twenty-One Years Apart

13:20 Church Group, Community, and a Mormon Joke

14:30 Family vs. Community

15:40 Small Networks and Trust Issues

16:20 Minis, Audis, and the Coachies

17:00 Window Shopping, Not Committing

18:00 Stop Having Vanilla-Ass Conversations

18:30 Tell Me About Your First Pet

19:30 The Peacock Daughter and the Other One

20:00 First Day of School and the Contraband Stuffed Animal

21:20 "I Made Friends. I Don't Like Them."

23:00 You Need a Person

24:20 "I'm My Mom's Child"

25:20 The Silhouette Tattoo

26:00 The Grandmother Who Took Nobody In

26:30 A Healthy Relationship on Display

27:20 Daredevil Poster and a Velvet Elvis

28:20 Come Back and Bring Haven

#MyloAndFriends #MyloAndFriendsPodcast #DrB #TheMigraineDoc #AxiomMigraineInstitute #LeavingTheFranchise #FranchiseLife #SmallBusinessOwner #Entrepreneurship #BusinessPartnership #Mentorship #BrokerOwner #InclusiveLending #NetworkingIsDead #RealConversations #GirlDad #ParentingHumor #FirstDayOfSchool #FindYourPeople #ChosenFamily #GrandmaEnergy #CelebratingWomen #DallasPodcast #GayPodcaster #Part2

Dr. B is here and immediately turned this episode into a commercial for his own practice, which is honestly the most chiropractor thing that has ever happened on this show.

He get into the table he makes everyone climb onto, the scanner Mylo swears vibrates (it does not, apparently, and Dr. B will die on that hill), and the extremely specific pregnancy test opinions of a man with three kids and one very surprised wife. (Spoiler: the IUD had ONE job…)

Dr. B opens up on being the reason his mom got looked at sideways in a small Oklahoma town at 20. Mylo on why “Daniel Thomas Lopez” became Mylo Draven, and the phone call to tell his mother about it that went about as well as you'd expect. Two men who look like they've had it together forever comparing notes on how much they very much did NOT.

Plus: seven sets of grandparents, a Waco compound with a casita, and the 757 gigabytes of email that almost took a whole business down.

Chapters:

00:00 Cold Open

00:38 Openly Gay, Openly Happy

01:00 B Is for Bend Over

02:15 What Upper Cervical Actually Means

04:05 The Thing That Does Not Vibrate

05:20 Nobody Remembers How They Met

06:00 The IUD Had One Job

07:00 Seven Years, Zero Scares

08:45 Gift Card Run Turns Into a Pregnancy Test

10:30 Two Hours of Staring at the Wall

12:00 "Long Enough for Me to Exist"

13:20 Mom Was 20 and Ate the Baby Food

15:20 Seven Sets of Grandparents

16:10 The Last Name Nobody Wanted

18:35 Daniel Thomas Lopez, Meet Milo Draven

20:00 Picket Fence vs. Trailer Home

21:20 The $750K Waco Compound Plan

24:30 Alaska Money and Smart Brothers

26:30 Leaving the Franchise, Building the Institute

27:45 757 Gigabytes and a Hard Lesson

#MyloAndFriends #MyloAndFriendsPodcast #DrB #TheMigraineDoc #UpperCervical #UpperCervicalChiropractic #KneeChest #ChiropracticCare #MigraineRelief #SurpriseBaby #GirlDad #NameChange #SingleMomStrong #FamilyStories #Storytime #PodcastClips #DallasPodcast #GayPodcaster #UnhingedPodcast #RealTalk #Entrepreneurship #Rebrand #SmallBusinessOwner #NewEpisode #Part1

Welcome to round two with Kyle Draper! Nobody’s hitting the brakes.

Can you believe a client once told Mylo he was going to hell? It’s fine, Mylo told her he'd see her husband AND the mistress there. Things don’t calm down from there.

There's the diversity committee post that had broker Facebook clutching its pearls at midnight, the condo dinner where somebody said the quiet part to Mylo's mom (her comeback is filthy and perfect), and the reason "use your inside voice" was never said in Mylo's house.

Kyle also finally announces what he's actually doing now, which is one thing instead of nine, and admits he hasn't missed the stage for a single second.

Also discussed: fighting for the word versus fighting for the rights, whether you can weaponize scripture in self defense (yes), Kyle's Facebook warrior of a husband, and a book title so unhinged Mylo may have accidentally created it live.

Kyle Draper runs Hire Culture at hirecultureteams.com, and the Rethink series is on Amazon, now up to 16 books.

Chapters:

00:00 "I'll See Your Husband and His Mistress"

00:45 The Diversity Committee Post That Broke Facebook

02:15 The Name vs. The Mission

03:15 The Gay Marriage Argument He Ran on His Hair Clients

05:00 Call It Whatever You Want, Just Do the Work

06:10 Who Claps for You and Who Gets Threatened

07:15 Mom, the Condo Dinner, and That Comment

09:00 "My Birth Certificate Says White"

09:40 Privilege Reparations and the T-Shirt That Needs to Exist

10:15 Kyle Quits Everything Except Hire Culture

11:40 Rethink Everything You Know About OnlyFans

12:20 Stop Introducing Yourself (He Does It Anyway)

13:10 "Do You Know Somebody?" The Listing Agent Story

14:30 The World Needs More Mylo. Mylo Needs Less World.

15:45 The Minister of Mortgage Wants a Rebrand

17:20 Made in God's Image: The Clapback

18:30 "Use Your Inside Voice" Is a White People Thing

20:20 Filter Free vs. Just Not Afraid

21:00 The Keyboard Warrior He Married

22:20 Blame It on the Edit

24:00 First Repeat Guest? He's Already Begging

#MyloAndFriends #KyleDraper #RethinkEverything #HireCulture #MortgagePodcast #AIME #BrokersAreBest #MortgageBroker #LoanOfficer #RealEstatePodcast #NoFilter #UnfilteredConversations #PodcastClips #DiversityInMortgage #PersonalBranding #FaithAndBusiness #SmallBusinessOwner #EntrepreneurLife #PodcastsToWatch #HelloStudios