In Part 3 of this 3 part series, Jerry brings Jillian the Travel Agent on one more time to finish off with Epic Universe. Check out this harrowing finale of the Not Trip Report Universal thingie on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!!

On Part 2 of this now 3-part series, Jerry and Jillian the Travel Agent continue to figure out who the Universal parks are for...this time with (uch) Islands of Adventure. From shit team members to shit rides, they talk about why 1930s comic strips, unchanged Marvel lands, 311, 211, 2 Lucky Women, inconvenient robber lockers and a fuckin' psychic belong in the same place as the beautiful and exquisite Seuss Landing, So grab your Moss-Covered, Three-Handled Family Gradunzas and come join us as we look around for ANYTHING you can ride after eating as we hand over yet another episode of Mouse Rants.

Welcome to 2026, Degenerates and Degenerettes! This week, Jerry brings on Jillian the Travel Agent to discuss the many attractions and lands in Universal Studios Florida including the ones stolen from MGM, the one that has one thing in it, the one we wish didn't exist, the one that could be better, the one that is prejudiced against adults and so much more! Stay Tuned Next Week for Part 2, as we haven't even gotten to IOA or Epic Universe yet...so STRAP IN FOLKS we might have a few more weeks to milk out of this teat before we go back to Disney! So sit down on your bike an relax, you're in for the most... I dunno...oh, let's say....Moe... episode of Mouse Rants.