Episode 35 :: Family Matters Part I

Not your wholesome, heart‑warming, “gather round the table and pass the potatoes” kind of family. No. This is the kind of family drama that makes soap operas look like meditation retreats. Mike dives head‑first into a domestic situation so tangled it requires a flowchart, a mediator, and possibly a priest. Expect emotional whiplash, unsolicited advice, and at least one relative who definitely shouldn’t be allowed near a phone.

Episode 34 :: Hotel Hell

Mike and I have stayed in some questionable hotels, but these places redefine “hospitality” in the same way a haunted house redefines “open plan living”. Think flickering lights, carpets with mysterious stains, and a receptionist who looks like they haven’t slept since 1998. Mike attempts to complain, but the hotel’s customer service philosophy appears to be “deny everything and offer a mint”.

Episode 33 :: Don’t Call Me Bev Pt. II

The thrilling conclusion to the Beverley Saga. Loose ends are tied, tempers flare, and Mike discovers that calling someone “Bev” when they explicitly said not to is apparently a declaration of war. Expect emotional fireworks, passive‑aggressive sighing, and a finale so dramatic it should come with a slow‑motion replay.

Episode 32 :: Don’t Call Me Bev Pt. I

Beverley enters the chat. Mike immediately makes it weird. What begins as a simple conversation spirals into a full‑scale identity crisis, a debate about nicknames, and a moment where Mike tries to justify himself using interpretive logic that would make a philosopher cry.

Episode 31 :: Criminal Matters Pt. II

The alarm bells aren’t just ringing — they’re forming a choir. Mike continues to flirt with the legal system like it’s a Tinder date he’s not sure he should swipe on. The pranks escalate to the point where even we start Googling “how long is the sentence for mild chaos”.

Episode 30 :: Criminal Matters Pt. I

Mike dips a toe into the murky waters of petty crime. Then a foot. Then both legs. By the end he’s basically doing a cannonball into the deep end of “absolutely not allowed”. The episode is a masterclass in how to get dangerously close to trouble while maintaining the confidence of a man who thinks “laws are more like guidelines”.

Episode 29 :: Amazon Adventures 3 – Yes! There’s More!!

Mike returns to Amazon’s customer service line like a man who has learned nothing and fears nothing. He asks questions no human has ever asked, including whether Amazon can deliver existential clarity by Tuesday. The representative tries their best. They fail.

Episode 28 :: Amazon Adventures I

Round One. Mike vs. Amazon. A customer‑service smackdown for the ages. Mike attempts to purchase items that do not exist, should not exist, and in one case cannot exist according to the laws of physics. Amazon is confused. Mike is delighted.