Your wife falls into a tiger enclosure. Do you jump in?

This week, the boys discuss the man who was killed after entering a tiger enclosure and question whether they’d be brave enough to help—or risk their own lives to save their wives.

They also explore a murder case where the killer had the perfect alibi and debate whether school uniforms should be banned from adult content.

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0:00 Pete is extremely camp

2:33 black comedy shows don’t like stuff like…

7:03 Man falls into tiger enclosure

28:08 pilot tried to K*ll co-pilot, how do we stop this?

37:10 Man kills family but has perfect alibi

56:21 should we stop the use of school uniforms in adult content?

1:11:55 my girlfriend cheated on me with my twin

On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves.

Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway.

And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household. After spending some time staying with her family, she’s started picking up their old dirty habits, and he’s not happy about it.

All this and more on this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet!

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0:00 intro

2:49 footballer knocks out sexual attacker

10:58 wrestling naked

23:38 panic attack

31:26 death row convict survives two injections

53:19 dilemma: my wife and her family are unclean

On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money.

Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident, and Luke somehow ends up in a fight over a pizza.

What is wrong with these boys?

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0:00 good looking Patreons

6:13 “my mum tries to join on the joke”

8:13 argument in a pizza shop

15:02 Pete’s road rage again

22:16 insight into male gynaecologist

40:43 when you accidentally call someone gay

44:31 circumcision

50:55 she sexted her friend and she sent it to her whole family

1:15:24 sleeping with a man for money but you’re not gay “big stacks” the influencer story

Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and another from someone who’s been married for 14 years and is back in contact with an ex. Then Luke and Pete act out a scenario involving a teacher and pupil who’ve fallen in love.

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0:00 Intro + funny racist comments

5:23 Pete try’s to solves Luke riddle

8:47 “funniest story I’ve heard in while” + abnormalities

24:38 fool me once…

30:19 Pete has an Indian wedding and he is scared

44:43 German police hunt fake serial killer

49:21 this can’t be true

51:48 if your son was swapped at birth…

1:00:08 I can’t stop cheating

1:07:16 married for 14 years but…

1:15:44 if you was a teacher and… scenario

On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously.

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0:00 Intro

1:48 gorillas look human

6:32 Pete Bee facts or fiction

12:01 people who take video games too seriously

17:25 family stresses me out

28:01 someone crashed into my car and i gave chase

35:01 is ok to name call when angry?

48:23 is he a selfish partner?

58:41 John gotti telling off his grandson

1:05:28 voice note story

This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst crimes imaginable.

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0:00 intro + Pete taking shots at his brother

6:47 Pete’s theory: animal names are sexist

15:43 “woman turns me off by braking the 4th wall in p*orn

20:11 Pete thinks he is closer to white than black

26:04 teacher fired for YouTube history

32:05 mans image wrongly used for child p*rn news story

43:39 man stabbed and the injury didn’t kill him but…

53:12 never sleep with a friends ex even if they say it’s ok

1:06:21 “I don’t know how to feel about same sex couples in church”

Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves.

Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded.

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0:00 intro

5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching

17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone”

21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually

23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?”

27:14 if society broke down

31:46 nobody get bail for murder except…

37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky”

39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week

46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw…

48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl

56:08 back to dilemma

58:40 homeschooling

Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught.

Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later.

And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son.

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0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree”

15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found

17:23 watching people secretly from your window

20:58 locking eye

22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer”

26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off?

44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war

54:33 Japan lets you “disappear”

1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge”

1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead”

1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting

1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way