Episodi

  • Episode 147: Wizardry IV - A Tree of Gods

    Episode 147: Wizardry IV - A Tree of Gods
    Jan 12 2026
    The story of Werdna comes to an end, or several ends, as we discuss the metaphysics and metapuzzles of Wizardry IV's final floors. Above, below, and more - we're all here and we're going to look at how we got there. Plus: an interjection from future Sibyl! The document I mention in the cut-in is behind this link (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CzhUPh4ZjIkL8t5d0o4CHip8WkgALPqv0XnPNEu7l_I/), and I highly recommend clicking and reading through. It's a delight. We'll be back next month with the debut of our Final Fantasy Origin: Stranger of Paradise season. Support Us On Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/pitchdrop) to hear Chris and Ryan's Romance of the Three Kingdoms podcast and the Boku No Stop Premium anime podcast! Listen to Ryan's band at Cannon & DeVaron (https://cannondevaron.bandcamp.com/releases) and their solo work as Catastrophizer (https://soundcloud.com/catastrophizer) Read Matt's yuri reviews on Okazu (https://okazu.yuricon.com/category/staff-writer/matt-marcus/)
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    1 ora e 28 min
  • Episode 146: Wizardry IV - The Cosmic Cube

    Episode 146: Wizardry IV - The Cosmic Cube
    Dec 29 2025
    Folks: it's here, the final boss of Wizardry IV: a three-floor megachallenge known as the Cosmic Cube. We also include some host backtracking for items which are needed to find your way out of this three-dimensional disaster, and movie reviews with a side of musical critique! Get ready for an extravaganza. Support Us On Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/pitchdrop) to hear Chris and Ryan's FF14 podcast and the Boku No Stop Premium anime podcast! Listen to Ryan's band at Cannon & DeVaron (https://cannondevaron.bandcamp.com/releases) and their solo work as Catastrophizer (https://soundcloud.com/catastrophizer) Read Matt's yuri reviews on Okazu (https://okazu.yuricon.com/category/staff-writer/matt-marcus/)
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    1 ora e 43 min
  • Episode 145: Wizardry IV - The Maze of Wandering

    Episode 145: Wizardry IV - The Maze of Wandering
    Dec 15 2025
    Editor's note: This podcast was recorded during November 2024. Don't @ us about how weird some of it reads in hindsight. This week gives us what your humble editrix describes as "the worst dungeon crawler map in the history of the genre". You wanna hear what that's like, right? 'Course you do. Support Us On Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/pitchdrop) to hear Chris and Ryan's FF14 podcast and the Boku No Stop Premium anime podcast! Listen to Ryan's band at Cannon & DeVaron (https://cannondevaron.bandcamp.com/releases) and their solo work as Catastrophizer (https://soundcloud.com/catastrophizer) Read Matt's yuri reviews on Okazu (https://okazu.yuricon.com/category/staff-writer/matt-marcus/)
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    1 ora e 4 min
  • Episode 144: Wizardry IV - Creatures of Light & Darkness

    Episode 144: Wizardry IV - Creatures of Light & Darkness
    Dec 1 2025
    Editor's note: This podcast was recorded during November 2024. Don't @ us about how weird some of it reads in hindsight. This week is... actually probably the nicest episode we're going to have for a while. Learn about pleasant nerds from yesteryear and have a laugh at some of the funniest "why did I do that" item tricks the game throws at you. Don't worry, soon it'll get vicious again. I promise. Support Us On Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/pitchdrop) to hear Chris and Ryan's FF14 podcast and the Boku No Stop Premium anime podcast! Listen to Ryan's band at Cannon & DeVaron (https://cannondevaron.bandcamp.com/releases) and their solo work as Catastrophizer (https://soundcloud.com/catastrophizer) Read Matt's yuri reviews on Okazu (https://okazu.yuricon.com/category/staff-writer/matt-marcus/)
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    1 ora e 23 min
  • Episode 143: Wizardry IV - Realm of the Whirling Dervish

    Episode 143: Wizardry IV - Realm of the Whirling Dervish
    Nov 3 2025
    Editor's note: This podcast was recorded before November 2024. Don't @ us about how weird some of it reads in hindsight. KNIVES OUT KNIVES OUT KNIVES OUT Alright, here we go, it's what the sickos have been waiting for, the second nastiest floor in the game. See how different ports make this a different challenge for everyone, and watch procrastination bite people in the whole ass. Also, Sibyl does a terrible Brenda Romero. Support Us On Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/pitchdrop) to hear Chris and Ryan's FF14 podcast and the Boku No Stop Premium anime podcast! Listen to Ryan's band at Cannon & DeVaron (https://cannondevaron.bandcamp.com/releases) and their solo work as Catastrophizer (https://soundcloud.com/catastrophizer) Read Matt's yuri reviews on Okazu (https://okazu.yuricon.com/category/staff-writer/matt-marcus/)
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    1 ora e 37 min
  • Episode 142: Wizardry IV - Temple of the Dreampainter

    Episode 142: Wizardry IV - Temple of the Dreampainter
    Oct 20 2025
    Editor's note: This podcast was recorded in November 2024. Don't @ us about how weird some of it reads in hindsight. The first stage that gets some "okay, this concept rocks" out of everyone, and also inspires more rants than any other so far. You know you're in for a good time when the hosts begin to turn on each other, and we haven't even made it halfway through the game. Support Us On Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/pitchdrop) to hear Chris and Ryan's FF14 podcast and the Boku No Stop Premium anime podcast! Listen to Ryan's band at Cannon & DeVaron (https://cannondevaron.bandcamp.com/releases) and their solo work as Catastrophizer (https://soundcloud.com/catastrophizer) Read Matt's yuri reviews on Okazu (https://okazu.yuricon.com/category/staff-writer/matt-marcus/)
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    1 ora e 2 min
  • Episode 141: Wizardry IV - Death of a Thousand Cuts

    Episode 141: Wizardry IV - Death of a Thousand Cuts
    Sep 22 2025
    Editor's note: This podcast was recorded in November 2024. Don't @ us about how weird some of it reads in hindsight. You have hired a contractor to create ten different mad traps for the immortal wizard in your basement. A few suggested mazes. Some went to real Halaster Blackcloak territory with their suggestions for "paths through Hell" and "time upon space" and the ilk. In the end, one of the pitches you heard sounded incredibly plausible and pretty final: "What about land mines? Just all the land mines in the world. A big, unmarked field of 99% land mines." The contractor was awarded a duchy and many, many soon-to-be-gibbed servants got to work... Support Us On Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/pitchdrop) to hear Chris and Ryan's FF14 podcast and the Boku No Stop Premium anime podcast! Listen to Ryan's band at Cannon & DeVaron (https://cannondevaron.bandcamp.com/releases) and their solo work as Catastrophizer (https://soundcloud.com/catastrophizer) Read Matt's yuri reviews on Okazu (https://okazu.yuricon.com/category/staff-writer/matt-marcus/)
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    1 ora e 18 min
  • Episode 140: Wizardry IV - The Catacombs

    Episode 140: Wizardry IV - The Catacombs
    Aug 25 2025
    Editor's note: This podcast was recorded in November 2024. Don't @ us about how weird some of it reads in hindsight. Did you know that they buried Werdna about half a mile under a portal to Hell? And somehow this is also where they bury a lot of the honored dead of the castle town? You can't think about this dungeon too long, it'll drive you mad in a "how does any of this come together" sense. Roe Adams III was a king for this, though. Support Us On Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/pitchdrop) to hear Chris and Ryan's FF14 podcast and the Boku No Stop Premium anime podcast! Listen to Ryan's band at Cannon & DeVaron (https://cannondevaron.bandcamp.com/releases) and their solo work as Catastrophizer (https://soundcloud.com/catastrophizer) Read Matt's yuri reviews on Okazu (https://okazu.yuricon.com/category/staff-writer/matt-marcus/)
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    1 ora e 32 min