n this episode of Last Night We Watched, the crew dives into the absurd world of the Lifetime thriller Stalked by My Doctor. We break down the series of bad decisions made by Dr. Beck, a man who is a "professionally awesome" heart surgeon but an absolute neckbeardian incel when it comes to even thinking about women.

From creepy hospital hugs to the "Goldilocks" moment where he breaks into a house just to take a nap in someone else's bed, we explore how Eric Roberts carries this entire film. Also, these highlights:

• World's Most Indifferent Dad: A father so obsessed with the doctor’s prestige that he practically hopes his daughter runs away with him.
• Medical Malpractice as a Love Language: Dr. Beck’s strategy of faking a patient's death by burning a random body in a car wreck—all while logged into his own hospital account.
• The "Cuckold" Closet: That awkward scene where the doctor hides in a closet, watching an apology involving a ring stolen from a dead grandmother.

In this episode of Last Night We Watched, Matthew, Brett, and Brandon tackle the Lifetime cinematic masterpiece, Trapped by My Sugar Daddy. Join the guys as they break down the most inefficient abduction ring in history , run by an upper-middle-class criminal named Kyle who insists on buying massive houses and chartering private jets just to capture one person at a time.

The crew discusses Kyle's masterful "gaslighting" techniques , his reliance on pure, dumb luck , and his brilliant strategy of running over a woman with a Mercedes just to open up a waitress job for his victim. They also highlight the incredible logic of his sidekick Brent, the henchman who thinks a gun "silencer" is called that because it literally silences people by blowing their minds.

Also in this episode:

• A detour into Mayo family lore involving shaving cream, a midnight hallway beatdown, and Matthew writing Brett's name on the wall to frame him.
• The logistics of a 40% tariff on human trafficking.
• Why the main characters decided a highly specific textbook on "Psychosexual Emotional Manipulation" was the best way to wrap up the plot.

Will Carly escape the world's worst sugar daddy? Will Brent finally understand how firearms work? Tune in to find out what this movie earned on the boys' highly scientific rating scale!

This week, the guys head to Garland, Alaska to watch Candace Cameron Bure smile her way through Christmas Under Wraps. We break down the important questions: Why does a town with 4 hours of sunlight have a bustling outdoor social scene?. Why is the handyman fixing the power grid with a screwdriver he doesn't know how to use?. And why does everyone in town know exactly what medical procedure you just had?.