May the odds be ever in your favor.

In our sixth episode, Rachael gives us a play by play of her traumatic porta potty experience, Caroline praises her favorite contestants on Dancing with the Stars, and the two discuss Ash Dykes’ Congo expedition.

This episode contains: Vegas recommendations, a breakdown of the Earle/Irwin potential beef, the definition of a kybo, excitement over Andy Coen’s hard launch, camping hatred, and love for Macklemore.

Welcome, Cellulites. We're so glad you're here.

*TW: ED*

We’re back, baby.

In our fifth (and long overdue) episode, Caroline talks about what it’s like living with a man, we unpack the discourse surrounding Ariana Grande’s tour, and Rachael gives her thoughts on success after watching Rafael Nadal’s Netflix docuseries.

This episode contains: a call for Dolly to run for president (recorded before her passing, rest in peace to a legend), hatred for red pill taking men, and serious discussions related to fame and the pressures of the spotlight.

Welcome, Cellulites. We're so glad you're here.

We hope you all are living the life you’ve dreamed for yourself.

In our fourth episode, Rachael assesses the breakup that shook the tennis world, Caroline divulges her horrific interior design choices, and we discuss if Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz are exemplifying the taxi cab theory.

This episode contains: a deep dive on relationships, crazy cat stories, love for Extreme Makeover Home Edition, Morgan Riddle hype, and an unpopular take on nepotism.

Welcome, Cellulites. We're so glad you're here.