What if the multiverse’s most powerful force wasn’t magic… but logistics?

In this episode of Kris Tells Veers, Kristof and Bruce Veers investigate Franklin’s Freights, the chronotemporal delivery company that promises to get your gear anywhere, anywhen—even before you realize you need it. From goblin couriers trained to withstand dimensional stress, to coupons that summon replacement swords mid-battle, Franklin’s has quietly reshaped adventuring economics across the Crystal Spheres.

Listeners will hear firsthand accounts from Franklin himself, temporal operations staff, R&D potion developers, satisfied (and surprisingly cheerful) customers, and at least one deeply tired interplanar economist. Along the way, Kris and Bruce explore paradox-proof shipping corridors, prophetic business plans, experimental magic with feedback forms, and the unsettling realization that the universe may already have an auditor.

Fast, funny, and just a little causally unstable, this episode delivers everything you didn’t know you were about to order.

📜 Read along while you listen:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15gK_705ON8KuGBg9RHOfzLkx2ivbQBUE4na5Cb5-QB4/edit?usp=sharing

Main Hosts

• Kristof (Kris) — Trever Shirin

• Bruce Veers — Peter R. Jordahl

Featured Voices

• Franklin — Lee Cherolis

• Jax Marr — Bruce Johnson

• Trixa Boondle — Amy Lam

• Captain Orla Venn — Steven DuChene

• Professor Nim Wizzlebrass — @Rattonmoon

• Pippa Quickwick — K.B. Inkerjinxx

• Reginald Bex — Jake Serba

• Lester Festering — Liebou-Vo

• Sane, Magic Assessor — Peter R. Jordahl

• Booby the Mascot (jingle) — Mackinmeat