Today on Kris Tells Veers, Kristof and Bruce Veers explore a world that should not exist — and yet sails on.

Ezili, the Lost Ocean, is a fractured remnant of a once-whole planet: a disk of endless sea drifting through Wildspace, its waterfalls freezing as they spill into the void, its sky glowing red from a sun beneath the world. What begins as a maritime curiosity quickly becomes something far more ominous as Kris and Bruce uncover Ezili’s harsh legal order, iron-fisted fortress-courts, wandering sisterhoods of faith, and a culture shaped by constant daylight, steam storms, and inherited catastrophe.

As the episode unfolds, the mystery deepens. Songs hint at a forgotten origin. Scholars trace Ezili’s impossible trajectory. And the trail leads inexorably back to Cella-Five — a dracocratic world of dragon-knights, ancient gods, and a catastrophic casting that tore a planet in two. At the heart of it all lies a buried truth: Ezili is not drifting aimlessly. It is moving home.

This is the beginning of a larger story — one of planetary exile, divine imprisonment, and a reckoning centuries in the making.

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Main Hosts

• Kristof (Kris) — Trever Shirin

• Bruce Veers — Peter R. Jordahl

Featured Voices

• Myra Tross — Natasha Van Meter

• Oswald Stormhammer — Cliff Jones

• Queen Anne Wellwater II — Sian Blatch

• Sisterhood Scout — Amy Lam

• Idonea (Bard of Hanlan) — Amanda Newkirk

• Scholar Glynn — DadAboveAll

• Professor Veyra Lorn — LewRexVox

• Sir Thalmerax — Pryce Cleaver

• High Magister Pleneth — David Wamala

• Lady Carinth — Amanda Ahl

• Veliss Tenhand — LewRexVox

• Narrator — Amanda Berringer
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• Captain Judge Segment — Trey Taylor