Right, so you finish your shift at an Israeli army base near Beersheba. You go back to the barracks, take your boots off, and there’s a mouse in the room you’re meant to sleep in. Welcome to life on the edge of the biblical plague of Israel – rodents, rodents everywhere. Givati Brigade soldiers say this is what was happening at their own headquarters in Sde Teiman. The Israeli army has an occupation problem inside its own HQ if you like – how quaint for them. And when the soldiers asked for help, guess who ended up paying for the traps?

It started in the offices apparently, one of the soldiers put the first sightings about eight months earlier though. A mouse getting at somebody’s lunch is the sort of thing you might tell your mates about. Then she said they were chewing through documents. Then the electrical cables. At some point you’d think an officer might ask why the local wildlife had been allowed to take over the rewiring and where were they all coming from?

By this soldier’s account, the brigade had been split across different sites. She and the others still working at headquarters felt nobody was properly looking after the place. She described rubbish lying about and pigeon droppings all over the base, so it seems no prizes for what was attracting them. There were still people coming in every day to do their jobs, in a building somebody was supposed to be keeping fit to work in ,all in an area already known to be affected by rodent problems believed to be linked to turning the Gaza Strip into a rats paradise as Israel has been doing through genocide for more than three years now. Well I suppose as long as the mice were in the offices, your Israeli soldier could at least shut the door at the end of their shift and go back to their room and forget about it.

Right, so on Monday the Americans started moving aircraft out of RAF Mildenhall. By Tuesday, at least fifteen had gone. Barely a month since their bombers left RAF Fairford of course, all in the name of security concerns that they have with regards to Iran, that is despite the fact all we know still to this day, is that were made is some men were caught with some petrol. But there’s something else Washington has left right where it is, and for that we need to look at RAF Marham. Our own Ministry of Defence says American-owned F‑35 parts went from there to Israel fourteen times. Then Labour suspended some arms licences over Gaza. Guess which programme got an exemption? Well, we all know that one don’t we?

Imagine that a shipment starts in an RAF station in Norfolk, but it passes through Heathrow, goes to Israel via Israeli cargo planes, and ends up in Nevatim, where Israel bases its F-35s. Heathrow, for God's sake. The place you go to catch a flight to Malaga was a stop on the way from a British air base to an Israeli air force base.

Well, back in November 2024, the Ministry of Defence told MPs that no F‑35 parts had gone directly from Marham to Israel since the suspension of other certain arms export licences had come into effect that September, even though, as we know the government refused then, as it has ever since to suspend F-35 parts from that. Britain was still sending parts into the same spares pool Israel draws from. A minister gets to stand up in the Commons and announce an arms suspension, even though it never went far enough. Lovely.

But there the story takes its turn.

Right, so one day, an Iranian diplomat was walking through Manhattan, minding his own business, when he encountered the mayor of the Israeli city of Bat Yam, who started following him down the street with a lawsuit no less, acting for all intents and purposes like a Middle Eastern knock-off of Dog the Bounty Hunter, just minus the mullet and the mace.

Why? Well, it’s a story of peak hubris, quite frankly. Bat Yam is asking Iran to compensate it for missile damage caused during June of last year, when Israel fancied its chances. The catch is that the money the mayor hopes to recover is connected to an unpaid debt Israel owes Iran.

A breezy $1.1 billion of it. Just loose change for Israel though I’m sure.

An Israeli city is asking to be paid. And the brilliant idea is to seek compensation from money connected to the very debt Israel has spent years refusing to pay Iran. You couldn’t have written the hypocrisy any better.

The mayor in question is Tzvika Brot, whose city as I said, was hit by a bombardment in June last year, and who has now come all the way to New York with a claim for damages. There is a whole delegation and a camera recording the encounter, while an Iranian official is still trying to get on with his day, and Brot is delivering legal papers as though he were auditioning for a show called The Apprentice: International Law Edition.

Debt collection transformed into a performance, with the mayor apparently convinced he’s the star attraction.

But follow the thread of this so-called payday, back to what Israel actually owes Iran here.

Right, so Andy Burnham wants to lead Britain into a brave new era, but his idea of leading seems to be to outsource strategy to the worst possible consultants. Evidently his own team don’t have a clever ideal between them, so we have to pay someone else to do the thinking for them apparently. But hiring the consultancy whose people planned to turn Gaza into a private theme park and waterfront getaway for the rich and amoral has got to be a stretch too far even for the most ardent of Burnham fans, because nothing screams 'fresh start' quite like dusting off the same corporate hacks who planned to ethnically cleanse Gaza for the Trump vision of Gaza’s future.

The Boston Consulting Group, or BCG.

BCG acknowledged its Gaza work in a letter to MPs, so evidently they think this is even a selling point to the Labour government and so it seems they might not have been wrong, given Burnham’s administration has brought the firm into its ten-year planning process. Green leader Zack Polanski is demanding its removal for the obvious reasons outlined above, apparently the only party leader with enough a conscience to do so. So now Burnham has to defend why a consultancy with that record deserves access to the work shaping Britain’s future, because not being funny, I don’t want them shaping my future. How dare Burnham bring this group of all groups into shaping this country when we know what they had planned for Gaza. Burnham promised to smash the corporate stranglehold, to end neoliberalism. But it seems that like any other protégé of Tony Blair, what they say doesn’t go with what they do. And so of course his opening act is to lay out the red carpet for a corporate adviser whose CV reads like a greatest hits of the revolving door industry. Nothing says 'new era' like a rerun of the old one does it? Oh and since I brought up Tony Blair, guess who’s institute is also involved in this story? It seems Burnham’s idea of change is starting to look like an even bigger con that Keir Starmer’s claim of the same thing.

Right, so, Iran says it’s brought down two American LUCAS attack drones largely intact, using electronic warfare instead of shooting them to bits, and in the pictures released, an Iranian soldier casually props his boot on one of them, as if he’s just bagged himself a particularly slow-moving pheasant.

American military hardware. Under an Iranian boot. Whoops-a-daisy.

Now, the IRGC Navy claim is that its electronic-warfare unit took control of these aircraft and brought them down safely. Well how in Dicken’s did that do that then Damo? Well the explanation for that could also be somewhat hilarious and I’ll come onto that in a moment.

The point is though, that these aircraft were sent to attack and now Tehran gets to present them as trophies instead, with the sort of gleeful posing normally reserved for someone showing you their enormous courgette that they grew on their allotment. Calm down Jeremy Corbyn, don’t get to excited, because this particular courgette belongs to Trump’s military.

And as I alluded to a moment ago there’s a specific reason these particular drones make such for such an awkward scalp for the Iranians to take, because once you start asking what LUCAS actually is, what makes this particular drone different, where its design came from and what the Americans said about deploying it, that photograph becomes something else entirely.

But before we get to that, here’s the report on what Iran says it has recovered.

Right, so left wing French opposition leader Jean-Luc Mélenchon has promised to send in the French navy to protect Gaza flotillas if he wins next year’s presidential election, and Israel’s ambassador to France has wasted no time slapping the fascism label all over him on him like it’s a Black Friday flash sale. First come, first served. No refunds.

For anyone preparing to sail on the next Flotilla however, there’s rather more riding on that than a row between politicians and a row over Zionism. They’re simply trying to get aid into Gaza. Forget everything else frankly, that comes first, especially as the people trapped in the largest open air concentration camp on Earth, a concentration camp now getting smaller and smaller as Israel seizes more territory to occupy, are now facing their fourth winter without shelter and in freezing conditions, not helped by the fact that Israel has picked now to stop replacement tents and shelters getting into the Strip after devastating flooding has washed so much of what was there away.

For the Global Sumud Flotilla though, Israel has as we know thrown the kitchen sink at stopping earlier missions, and people who came back from Israeli detention have already told us what happened to them.

Right, so the London Assembly has managed to muster nineteen votes to three to condemn the Greens for their "Zionism is Racism" policy, warning that it risks fuelling antisemitism.

And yet after weeks of attacks over this policy, the Greens are still heading upwards in the polls, have dared to gain three points in the Opinium poll which dropped yesterday.

Clearly, the public did not get the memo that they should not be supporting the Greens, won’t you please think of the poor Zionists. Maybe a second emergency meeting will sort this out.

And of course this condemnation comes after weeks of pressure on the Greens to back down over this policy, despite not being able to because in the Green Party, what the members say at Conference goes. Pesky democracy, it’s why so many mainstream opinions of late have been over whether a change away from being member led should be on the cards. Why can’t the Greens just be like every other party and back establishment interests is what they might as well be saying. The Green Party's position on Palestine is now being used as an excuse for demanding they backtrack on their conference's decision or face other parties refusing to work with them, as I’ve covered in numerous local videos concerning local council administrations and labour’s demands that they end power sharing with the Greens where that happens with their party or else. Israel before your bin collections and all of that.

But the threat relies on exposing the Greens as outcasts now. Unpolitical. Unserious. A party that respectable people should avoid because they’ve dared to call the ideology the state of Israel is built on, with all the apartheid and white supremacy that has since its inception been part and parcel of its existence, racist.

Then along comes this poll. You might need a bigger smear.

Right, so Spain has decided to cut ties with Israeli military technology. But when they start considering what they would have to cut off, the announcement has turned out to be quite pricey for them.

This is the bigger issue behind the recent Spanish train-crash saga. The supply chain in Spain goes beyond the railway, including planes, missiles, and firms like PAP Tecnos, the Spanish affiliate of Israeli arms manufacturer Rafael. Spain's cabinet last December admitted that some of the most crucial Israeli components had no immediate alternative.

So the suppliers have something quite a bit more useful than just a friendly minister.

They've actually become quite difficult to remove. Perhaps they should change their logo to a limpet.

Rail workers from trade union CGT’s Galicia branch had already demanded that Renfe cancel its security contract with I-SEC, part of the Israeli-linked ICTS group. Their argument was why should a Spanish public railway keep paying a company with those ties while Israel carries out its genocide in Gaza?