• GAB SESH: FEAR (PATREON)
    Jun 12 2026

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    Hello my sweet weirdos and welcome to your June 2026 GAB SESH!!

    These are turning into my all time favorite episodes and not JUST because they are named after my Gabby Goob (RIP) but sometimes it's fun to just GAB.

    I thought it would be a good idea to steer the direction of the conversations so I'm going to start giving ourselves a topic for each monthly GAB SESH so PLEASE send in some random topics you'd love to hear me chat with our guests about.

    This month's guest-- you've heard him a LOT lately but I dont think anyone is complaining-- Handsome Joe is hanging with me and chatting about FEAR.

    We discuss our fears, times we've felt the most afraid, scariest movie moments, strange fears and more!!

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    19 min
  • Conspiracy Query
    Jun 5 2026

    WELCOME TO SEASON 10!

    Hi Weirdos! Welcome back for another season of STRANGE & UNUSUAL conversations! WARNING: This episode contains foul language and mentions of murder, suicide and child sexual abuse.

    This week we are putting a new twist on an old classic and discussing some new CONSPIRACY THEORIES. I scoured the internet to see what conspiracies people were discussing and I picked a handful of my favorites to share with a man who has no filter and no patience-- my husband HANDSOME JOE!

    Today we discuss aspects of Missing Malaysian Flight MH370, the Miami Mall Incident, Extraterrestrial DNA alterations, the murder of JonBenet Ramsey, the Kennedys and much more.

    Next week we'll be over on our patreon so if you'd like more content every month join us at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast

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    1 ora e 5 min
  • WEIRD REPORT: WAYMO THAN WE BARGAINED FO (PATREON)
    May 31 2026
    Please enjoy the first 20ish minutes of this month's WEIRD REPORT! You can listen to the full episode by joining our patreon at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast Hello Beardos, Weirdos, Teardos AND Feardos and welcome to your May 2026 WEIRD REPORT!! Every month we break down the previous 30 or so days worth of STRANGE NEWS headlines, TRUE CRIME updates and HORROR ENTERTAINMENT announcements as we chit chat and share some spooky stories! Amy Hanselmann is back on the mic this week and we're talking everything from competitive eating to self driving cars. And this will be the LAST episode of the Weird Report that is going to be Patreon only. I'm going to be moving the Weird Report to the MAIN POD because I think it's a great way to stay in the know on what weird things are happening in the world - so the main feed will feature a surprise guest episode and a weird report every month while the Patreon episodes are going to be MORE LIKE the main feed eps and will all be an hour long. I do want YOUR INPUT on what you'd like your patreon content to be-- if you want more Ask Me Everything, Spooky internet stories with Amy, if you want more experiments with bibliomancy, if you want more Keep It Teared with Lauren and Julia-- LET US KNOW! As usual you can scroll to get the links for all the news stories we shared this week if you want to do any further reading. Very excited to be coming back to you FULL TIME this June and hope that this new era of KIW is fun and refreshing and as WEIRD as ever! -\/\/ https://www.npr.org/2026/05/24/nx-s1-5833165/california-chemical-tank-malfunction-leak-explode-emergency-evacuate https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/other/pastors-warned-ufo-files-may-challenge-biblical-beliefs/gm-GM552E9F35 https://premierchristian.news/us/news/article/pastor-apologises-after-claiming-congressman-said-aliens-invented-christianity https://apnews.com/article/joey-chestnut-competitive-eating-battery-probation-3f0851422f470e5c4a25d9843e9f38ec https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/empty-waymos-invade-atlanta-neighborhood-circle-cul-de-sac-hours-with-no-passengers/CSNV2G5CZFHHFP6BOH6YF5RCFU/ https://www.zmescience.com/medicine/scientists-may-have-found-w https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/articles/clyp37py7mqo https://san.com/cc/is-the-apocalypse-now-one-man-is-tracking-flights-by-the-rich-to-find-out/? https://montrealgazette.com/news/montreal-strippers-plan-walkout-for-f1-weekend/ https://swedenherald.com/article/teenager-stole-bus-and-drove-over-300-kilometers-again https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15811911/Alabama-woman-shot-killed-husband-annoying.html https://www.mensjournal.com/news/former-child-kidnapping-victim-elizabeth-smart-makes-wild-pivot-into-competitive-bodybuilding
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    21 min
  • No, Woman, No Cap Fam: A Patreon Clip
    May 23 2026

    This is the first 15 minutes of our latest Patreon episode which you can join at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast!

    As Bob Marley always said... No, Woman, No Cap FAM.

    Welcome to another edition of ASK ME EVERYTHING where Handsome Joe and I sit down to answer questions sent in by YOU, our lovely listeners - we tell stories, we shoot the shit, and we genuinely have a good time doing it.

    This week we answered:

    What is the fastest way you've seen a coworker get fired?

    Assuming athletes would be nude in the modern Olympics like they were in ancient greece, which event would be the worst to watch?

    You are teleported back to 2001 terminator style and end up in the middle of times square. What do you do or say to convince people you aren't on drugs?

    If you could choose anyone alive or dead OR EVEN fictional to be the next President of the United States who would you choose and why?

    We also chatted about UFO disclosure, loving & hating Gen Z, historical knowledge and Joe even tries to test my military knowledge and we ALL know how I feel about that.

    IF YOU EVER WANT TO SUBMIT A QUESTION FOR ASK ME EVERYTHING PLEASE DO! We'd love to do more of these this year but we can't record one without questions sent in BY YOU so you can comment on the episodes with questions, you can DM us here with questions and you can even email us at keepitweirdpodcast@gmail.com with the Subject "ASK ME EVERYTHING"

    I'll be back with you in a couple weeks with your May WEIRD REPORT! I hope you're having the absolute best warm up to Summer EVER!

    -\/\/

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    18 min
  • WEIRD REPORT: TOO MUCH DRAMA FOR ONE HOT DOG STAND (PATREON)
    Apr 30 2026

    Please enjoy the first 20 or so minutes of this month's WEIRD REPORT!!

    The Weird Report is where we break down the last 30 or so days worth of strange news headlines, true crime updates, horror entertainment announcements and more!

    Our beloved Amy Hanselmann had to sit this one out this month but as a special treat our good friend KIT RYAN stepped up to the plate! You've heard her name several times over the years and now you finally get to hear her voice! (OR if you're a true blue fan of mine you've already heard her voice when you hopped over to the EROTIC THRILLER CLUB podcast to listen to us talk about Wild Things & Fear!)

    As usual there are LINKS below for all the stories we covered this month if you want to do any further reading on the topics.

    If you want to hear the FULL episode along with HUNDREDS of hours of bonus content please head over to our patreon at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and join us!

    LOVE you all! Thank you so much for being a part of our show. Happy Spring!

    -\/\/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/52-hertz_whale

    https://www.npr.org/2026/04/24/nx-s1-5793988/giant-octopus-kraken-cretaceous-size

    https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15761595/Millionaire-US-big-game-hunter-75-trampled-death-five-elephants-hunting-antelope-central-Africa.html

    https://www.irishstar.com/culture/entertainment/rfk-jr-dead-raccoon-penis-37011736

    https://yle.fi/a/74-20221623

    https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?unlocked_article_code=1.YlA.ZZqY.Irq7lWLGXjUM&smid=url-share

    https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/matthew-keirans-coworker-identity-theft-sentence-william-woods-wisconsin/

    https://www.threads.com/@briankeppinger/post/DXhcY4ZlD0K

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    18 min
  • April 2026 Gab Sesh (PATREON PREVIEW)
    Apr 24 2026

    Hi Weirdos!

    Check out this preview for our April 2026 Gab Sesh Patreon episode. We're going to be living on Patreon while we finish this life transition so if you want to hear the FULL episodes along with hundreds of hours of bonus content we've uploaded over the years head over to patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and join us!!

    We'll be back on the main feed as SOON as we can but until then it's Patreon central babyyyy!!

    This week we just needed time for a catch up. We talk about life stuff - Joe and I's move, our new jobs and most importantly Wilder's new imaginary friend/demon! We chat about movies and tv - reality, competition, comedy and horror. And of course we touch on our recent trip to the moon as well as the latest news on Extraterrestrial Disclosure!

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    16 min
  • Santa's Squishy Bones (& Other Yuletide Tales)
    Dec 26 2025

    Ho ho ho and a ha ha ha, Weirdos! We hope you had a VERY Merry Christmas yesterday- but fear not! The Yuletide season isn't over until you are visited by three ghosts!

    TW: foul language, death, aliens, wet bones etc

    Welcome to KEEP IT WEIRD, the podcast for all things strange and unusual, merry and bright, tender and mild and everything in between. Everytime we get together we chat about something WEIRD and CHRISTMAS is no exception!

    This week the ghosts of Christmast past (Lauren Ogle) present (Laura Lareau) and future (Ashley Casseday) gather to tell each other spooky Christmas tales, try to solve some Christmas mysteries (aka Christ-eries) teach each other some crazy Christmas facts, prepare for the upcoming New Year, play yuletide games & teach billionaires some serious life lessons.

    Join us for our annual office Christmas party and bring that holly jolly with ya! We're going to learn about Lady Krampus, some YULE-F-Os, Santa's OG costume, the inspiration for his deer AND his wet, squishy bones and so much more.

    If you want some extra cheer this year JOIN OUR PATREON at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast

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    1 ora e 25 min
  • Cassiopeia & the Secret Holes
    Dec 12 2025

    The Future is Female, Weirdos!

    And here we are, bringing you THE FUTURE!! Well, stories from the past to hopefully inspire your future.

    TW: foul language, hoarding, kidnapping, violence

    Welcome to another episode of KEEP IT WEIRD! The podcast for all things strange and unusual, girly & ghoulish, frightningly feminist, Double X Chromosomed & everything in between!

    Everytime we get together we chat about something WEIRD and this week we get to do that with one of our all time favorite recurring guests. Your Weird Report cohost AMY HANSELMANN is here to rage against the man-chine with us!

    Oh yes it's LADIES NIGHT here on the weird cast and we're looking at some historical women who SHOULD be mega famous but instead are lucky to even be footnotes in our history books. Why? BECAUSE THE PATRIARCHY.

    Lauren starts us off with ANNIE JUMP CANNON - an American astronomer who catalogued over 350,000 stars and whose work was instrumental in the development of the stellar classification system that we still use today! A member of the Harvard Computers, a suffragette and a member of the National Women's Party-- Annie was a CHAMP

    Next up Amy guides us through the many lives of MARION STOKES- a television producer, businesswoman, MACINTOSH investor, civil rights activist, librarian and archivist who yeah, sure, may have had an obsession that got out of control when she started recording and archiving hundreds of THOUSANDS of hours of television news footage spanning over 35 years and taking up several apartments worth of space...... but we love her for it.

    And Ashley brings us home with the story of the FORTY ELEPHANTS - an all-female London crime syndicate who terrorized the UK for multiple centuries specializing in SHOPLIFTING. They used the class and sex stereotypes of their day to their advantage, sewing secret compartments into their layers and layers of clothing, crossdressing, manipulating, blackmailing and even full on mugging to steal millions of dollars worth of goods from THE MAN.

    Join us in celebrating these incredible women from history's pass who all left their mark on our world, as faded as it may be. We salute you, ladies!

    Check out some links below if you want to read more about today's topics!

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    CANNON

    https://www.womenshistory.org/education-resources/biographies/annie-jump-cannon

    https://www.amphilsoc.org/blog/annie-jump-cannon

    STOKES

    https://recorderfilm.com/

    https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/marion-stokes-television-news-archive

    ELEPHANTS

    https://www.londonmuseum.org.uk/collections/london-stories/forty-elephants-south-londons-supreme-shoplifters/

    https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20250219-a-thousand-blows-how-a-women-only-gang-menaced-victorian-london

    https://historicalnovelsociety.org/reviews/the-forty-elephants/

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    1 ora e 25 min