Episodi

  • The Middle of Lidl (Why must I buy things)
    Apr 24 2026

    In this episode Matt rambles on about the middle of Lidl. Is it a psyop? Why can you buy a gazebo and a chisel in a supermarket?

    It makes no sense.

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    5 min
  • The Butt Snuff and Post-Poop Zoomies
    Apr 23 2026

    In the premiere episode of Total Matt-ness, we dive into undiscovered podcasting territory - where our microphone levels are all over the place and we briefly discuss (ramble) about the Butt Snuff and Post-Poop Zoomies.

    This is the first episode of the podcast, with no podcasting experience so please expect chaos, off-balance audio and absolute rambling.

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    9 min
  • Selling myself, so you'll buy me
    Apr 23 2026

    This is a very brief episode, essentially just putting myself up for sale so you'll buy me.

    Who am I? What am I? Why do you need me? These probably weren't answered but there's some stuff in there, that's for sure!

    Do you want to get in touch? totalmattnesspod@gmail.com

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    1 min