Welcome to the underwater dating pool-

where the fish are unhinged, the apps are

cursed, and Swipey McGrief chases chaos for cardio.

After one too many red flags

and zero lessons learned, Swipey

finally hears the truth he's been avoiding:

IT'S NOT THE SEA - IT'S HIS BAIT.

This adult parody picture book roasts

modern dating with brutal honesty,

bad decisions, and just enough

self-awareness to hurt.

If you've ever dated

a walking red flag...

or watched friend do again-

this one’s for you.

Welcome to the underwater dating pool-

where the fish are unhinged, the apps are

cursed, and Swipey McGrief chases chaos for cardio.

After one too many red flags

and zero lessons learned, Swipey

finally hears the truth he's been avoiding:

IT'S NOT THE SEA - IT'S HIS BAIT.

This adult parody picture book roasts

modern dating with brutal honesty,

bad decisions, and just enough

self-awareness to hurt.

If you've ever dated

a walking red flag...

or watched friend do again-

this one’s for you.