The World Cup of the Letter C: FULL EPISODE

This week we’re going all in with a full, uncut episode of The World Cup of the Letter C, where absolutely anything beginning with “C” is fair game.

From Coffee, Crocs and Candy Shops to ChatGPT, Costco and Canary Wharf, this tournament throws together places, people, concepts and complete nonsense, then treats them with far more seriousness than they deserve.

Along the way we argue the merits of Christmas, question the power of Camping, get sidetracked by Chicken, and somehow end up debating whether Cheese deserves elite status. Logic is stretched, rules are bent, and consistency is abandoned almost immediately.

This one’s a proper World Cup episode - full groups, full debates, full chaos - and it’s completely free as a gateway into the series.

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Including:

• The World Cup of Horrible People

• The World Cup of Horrible Words / Phrases

• The World Cup of 2025

• The World Cup of Liquids

• The World Cup of Modern Football Is Rubbish

• The World Cup of Forgotten TV Shows

• The World Cup of Insults

• The World Cup of Hard People

• BONUS: Top 40 Acts of Fruitiness 🍌
  …and the entire back catalogue.

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If this one hooks you, the rest of the chaos lives on Patreon.

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The World Cup of Blonde Dudes gets underway as Groups A–D are revealed and debated in all their peroxide-powered glory.

From pop stars and footballers to TV icons and cultural moments frozen in time, this tournament celebrates (and interrogates) the most iconic blonde eras, trims and transformations, with absolutely no science involved whatsoever.

Before any knockouts, we set the criteria for what truly makes an elite blonde dude: impact, legacy, recognisability and sheer “you had to be there” energy.

Group A: Vanilla Ice, Gordon Ramsay, H from Steps, Erling Haaland

Group B: Joe Exotic, Paddy Pimblett, Robbie Savage, Gazza 1996

Group C: Pat Sharp, Shane Warne, Ric Flair, Eminem

Group D: Dog the Bounty Hunter, Zack Morris, Brad Pitt, Steve Irwin

This is a full standalone group-stage episode.

The complete tournament, all remaining groups and knockout rounds are available exclusively at: patreon.com/theworldcupof

Pick your favourites. Question your choices. Embrace the bleach.

Top 40 Acts of Fruitiness is a knowingly daft countdown of cultural habits, moments and pop-culture tropes that have traditionally been joked about as being “a bit fruity.”

This episode leans hard into irony, exaggeration and old-school banter — laughing at the language, the stereotypes and the ridiculous logic behind them, not at real people or identities.

It’s self-aware, unapologetically silly and rooted in how jokes used to be made before everything needed a footnote. Nothing here is meant to define anyone — it’s about the humour, the nostalgia and the sheer absurdity of it all.

Take it exactly as intended: tongue in cheek, eyebrows raised, and absolutely not that deep.