This week on Roll The Balls Out!, we welcome our first student guest and force them to say who their favorite teacher is, which can only lead to awkwardness at school when the episode releases; the student also quizzes Copeland and VandeKopple on current teen slang, which - let's be honest - is also awkward. But none of that can happen until after an oddly long discussion of the largest member of the Pike family and the equipment needed to catch them (brought to you by this weeks sponsor, Muskie Bandit Baits).

Plus: Are you a listener? Do you have feedback? Are we gonna have a "listener mailbag" segment if listeners send us email? ONLY TIME WILL TELL. But if we're going to do that, we need an email address, so here it is: rtbo@schs.org. Please be kind.

Many people have wondered what would happen if the P.E. department was given access to microphones and a broadcasting platform; many more have never even contemplated such a thing; the truly wise among us have recoiled in horror at the thought and have worked very hard to ensure that such a thing would never happen. But they have failed.

Welcome to Roll The Balls Out, a brand-new podcast for the South Christian High School community!

In this episode, Mr. Copeland and Mr. VandeKopple join forces to create an unstoppable podcasting juggernaut, and welcome their first surprise guest - a teacher who is coming up on their 40th anniversary at South and tells us the secret to getting hired at a Christian school in the 80s (hint: you need to know the person at The Banner who publishes the employment section).

This episode sponsored by The Sailor Store, which, to the best of my knowledge, does not know that it is a sponsor and has not yet shared a legitimate coupon code with us.