In Part Two the plot thickens with a portmanteau which may or may not be missing, a woman who may or may not have disappeared and a room which may or may not be there!

What has happened to Miss Kitty Schrödinger; will Miss Bunt admit her scandalous secret to the Professor and who exactly is the Mysterious Man with the wild hair and dark glasses, and will he ever be successful in his eternal quest for a cup of sugar…

Do all the answers lie in Number 3.141592653589 - that’s if it’s even there at all – or would that be entirely irrational?

Recorded before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre on 16th December 2025.

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In Part One, Randomson and Bunt encounter the garrulous Danish Proprietor of the Inn of the Golden Ratio and his pet moose Erik Forkbeard, and incur the wrath of a furious Archivist guarding the scandalous tale of heretical 16th century Magistrate Nicholas Spanking as they begin their cataloguing of the Rigsarkiv of Biborg Cathedral. Meanwhile Milly has an unexpected liaison with the impossible Kitty Schrödinger.

What precisely is the Number of the room to the right of Professor Randomson’s, will the Monks ever get to the top of their staircase and can Sir Arthur Ranblish succeed in breeding the Heisenberg Uncertainty Vole...

Based on the classic Christmas ghost story, Number 13, by M.R. James.

Recorded before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre on 16th December, 2025.

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You know the artist, Reginald Ivanhoe Pickman? Of course you don’t, he’s entirely fictitious. But imagine if he wasn’t! What if he were the 'enfant terrible' of the 1920s New England arts scene, responsible for shocking and scandalous creations the likes of which few could conceive? And what if the origins of that art held a terrible, dark secret? What then? Two inebriate dilettantes might drink themselves under the table recounting his story…

Recorded before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre, 18th December 2022.

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Donny accidentally wins a 100 year old American cornflake packet competition - the prize; office of President of the United States, but Donny’s sudden elevation doesn’t please the incumbent… The White House is only big enough for one “Donald” and Mister Fletcher-Park is going to make sure it’s him… Meanwhile newly appointed Chief of Staff, Mervin Mule, is experiencing an existential crisis; could this fresh madness actually be a good thing for Western Civilization...?

Recorded live before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre on 16th September 2025.

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Come one, come all to the May Fair, a veritable "Who's that?" of local bands and spoken word artistes. Mervin is bravely running the show and envisages a wonderful, welcoming, weekend Wivenhoe Woodstock, with Donny lending an unwilling hand. But with the sun already well over the yard arm, a field full of drunken city teenagers, students, hippies, bikers, outraged local poets, a lot of very dodgy music, and with the gods yet to be appeased, can calamity be far away?

Recorded before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre on 16th September 2025.

Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

Sound Effect by u_tococonino969 from Pixabay

Sound Effect by dffdv from Pixabay

Sound Effect by Otto from Pixabay

Sound Effect by Jurij from Pixabay

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Act Two

In the concluding episode, the foolish Wrexall is persuaded to visit the mausoleum of Count Magnus Magnus Magnusson, with predictable, terrifying results... but no passes.

Written by Darren Gooding, based on 'Count Magnus' by M R James.

Recorded before a live audience at Colchester Arts Centre, 19th December 2024.

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Act One:

Holidaying in Sweden and on a mission to catalogue the ancient jokes of a noble family, the foolish Mr Wrexall is lured in by the tale of the mysterious Count Magnus Magnus Magnusson de la Gaudy.

Written by Darren Gooding, based on 'Count Magnus' by M R James.

Recorded before a live audience at Colchester Arts Centre, 19th December 2024.

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Doctor Whom? by Damien Bell

Poet Mervin Mule is offered an honorary doctorate, but his colleague and housemate, Dr Don Fletcher Park, is determined to throw a spanner in the works...

Recorded live before an audience at Colchester Arts Centre, 10th September 2024.

With sound effects from Pixabay Samuel F. Johanns floraphonic EMİRCAN ALP

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