Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world.

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Dr. Angela McMahon has a doctorate, a consulting empire, and a cat named Battle Cat, and she came to Honestly Smartless to tell us we’re both doing breakups wrong.

Lindsay is out here feral and thriving with three guys and a pickleball habit, Chelsea can’t stop co-parenting with her narcissist ex because the dogs are at his house, and Dr. Angela is sitting across from both of them trying not to send anyone an invoice.

We cover the 30-day no contact rule, dopamine crashes, narcissistic abuse recovery, and why being broken up with might actually be the best thing that ever happens to you.

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Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do coke in front of someone's kids, and gets her legs aggressively complimented by a husband-wife team on a staircase.

Who has been watching Disney princess porn? And they also look up what cocaine feels like.

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Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.

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Chelsea's ex didn't fix her brakes, he just showed her a fake $1,700 invoice line by line.

Lindsay did a drive-by of the old house to grab her fall boots and found rabbit ears on the flat screen TV, a cereal box left out, and pillows in a very suspicious position.

Chelsea started a new job at a live music bar where they chanted her name on night one.

AI Instagram series about an Italian mob boss and his nanny that somehow has better romantic tension than anything in real life, and break down a Cornell fraternity case where seven men assaulted a woman for seven hours and received a writing assignment as punishment.

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Chelsea and Lindsay recap a girls' weekend Wisconsin where everyone was too respectful, the men all loved their wives, and Chelsea just wanted someone to disrespect her a little.

Chelsea deployed Lindsay as her personal honeypot, twerked at 2PM next to dad bods in windbreakers, and nearly climbed a 6'7" "super secret military pilot", who was actually pouring concrete and wearing the wrong shoes.

Back home: the crock pot is empty because they forgot a can opener, their thongs got mixed in the laundry, and Lindsay showed up to a date still wearing her wedding ring.

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Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bachelor franchise with it.

We talk about why Dakota is the villain nobody's holding accountable, why the internet keeps punishing the woman, and why ABC might actually be the most culpable party in this whole mess.

Also: Chelsea's roommate threatened to throw her off the balcony, Lindsay had a win at work, and we discuss the celibacy scale (it's not what you think).

Two dumb girls. Sometimes smart. Always hilarious.

****This episode touches on domestic violence in real life and in the headlines. If anything we said hit close to home, you're not alone.

National DV Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 | thehotline.org
Text START to 88788 | Chat available 24/7

**Originally aired 3/23/2026**

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She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts.

Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and Warren Jeffs.

Plus, parents sending a 3-page inheritance list, why red light therapy is a scam, smuggling mushroom capsules to Vegas, and Lindsay is being recruited for the FBI.

**It's a holiday weekend - enjoy a replay**Originally aired on April 13th*

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