In this episode of Half-Baked Crime Stories, Riley and Alexis tackle a trio of crimes where animals—and animal-themed disasters—steal the show. From stinky slip-ups to high-stakes hijinks involving robots and reptiles, it’s a wild ride of poor decisions, sarcastic commentary, and absolutely no chill. Hit play if you like your crime stupid, your jokes sharp, and your co-hosts always ready to roast.

In this episode of Half-Baked Crime Stories, Riley Dunleavy and Alexis Upton dive into two wild cases where criminals took “dressing for the job you want” a little too seriously. First up, we head to Virginia, where a wannabe web-slinger pulled off a $10,000 trading card heist—while dressed as Spider-Man. Spoiler alert: spandex doesn’t make you stealthy. Then, we take a detour to Florida (of course) to meet a man who thought a Dalmatian onesie was the perfect getaway outfit. From web-slinging felons to high-speed chases in dog pajamas, this episode has it all. Tune in for ridiculous crimes, questionable disguises, and our unfiltered commentary on the world’s most half-baked criminals!