Episodi

  • Episode 19 - New Beginnings
    Jan 11 2026
    Back from a bit of a hiatus, and diving right into the New Year, medical leave, badasses who never die until they're dead, death in general, eating on the toilet, the Great American Bumblefuck, and forgiving Cain.

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    27 min
  • Fur Steak Christmas Song Showcase: "The Gift Of Giving (Up)"
    Dec 6 2025

    I tried to make a Christmas song. The more i listen, the less i like it.


    LYRICS:

    I'm not gonna yell at my kids today

    unless they do something i don't like

    it's christmas time

    i'm not gonna do amphetamines

    unless i get really really tired

    i'm christmas high


    And when it feels like i don't have much to give

    There's one thing i can give to you

    It's the gift of giving

    Up.


    I'm not gonna talk about politics

    unless i wanna start a fight with my family at the dinner table

    it's christmas dinner

    I ain't gonna drink no alcohol

    unless i've got some emotions i'm not completely prepared to process

    christmas (CHRISTMAS!)

    wooh


    And when it feels like i don't have much to give

    There's one thing i can give to you

    It's the gift of giving

    Up.


    I'm gonna give my father something nice this year

    maybe some singing lessons, or some therapy

    So he can learn to manage his anger problems

    And unrealistic expectations of what life should be.

    Or maybe just some cool socks.


    I promise not to be a total shit this year

    we'll eat us a wicked dinner, and make a decent toast

    Pappa's gonna wear his Nicholas Cage track suit

    And we'll hug all of the people that we love the most

    except for that stinky cousin


    And when it feels like christmas

    christmas

    there's one thing i can christmas

    it's the gift

    of christmas.

    up.


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    4 min
  • Episode 18 - The Mother Of The World
    Oct 24 2025

    This show has won no awards and probably won't. But there will be:

    music,

    and ants,

    and heaven,

    and sudoku,

    and stuff like that.

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    33 min
  • Episode 17 - Just When I Think You Can't get Any Randomer
    Oct 10 2025

    shit, i don't even know.

    there's cats,

    and mariachi,

    and a birthday,

    and linguistics,

    and a concerning amount of sex sounds.

    i dunno...

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    31 min
  • Episode 16 - Best In Show, But Still Not Great
    Sep 21 2025

    let's see...

    guns.

    cats.

    dogs.

    humans that lack the dignity of cats and dogs.

    kayaking.

    ghost hunting in the age of "dear god, you can't actually be this stupid."

    surprisingly little yelling.


    recorded before Kirk was shot, released well after.

    not changing a thing.

    • Todd

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    40 min
  • Episode 15 - I Undress, And I Digress
    Aug 17 2025

    I'm back!

    tiger woods et al.

    i barf radio

    prideful bbq

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    57 min
  • Episode 14 - My Kingdom For A Hearse
    May 18 2025

    Still aging, so that's good, right?

    Language: a little learning is a dangerous thing.

    I forget what else is in this episode, but it probably ain't good.

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    39 min
  • Episode 13 - Jesus Needs A Spa Day
    Apr 27 2025

    Easter.

    The Spa.

    Drunk DMs to (former) neo-nazis.

    Drunk emails to toilet manufacturers.

    America losing its goddamn mind

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    36 min