Episodi

  • Beef Lightning a Football Manager???
    Aug 28 2026

    Something a bit different for you all today whether you like it or not.

    We heard the recent news that Radcliffe FC in the Vanarama National League North are looking for a new Manager, we know the perfect candidate.

    Join us as we create an application for the potential new manager of Radcliffe FC "Beef Lightning" (the name Neil has requested to go by).

    Do you think he's got what it takes to take charge? I hope not because some of his ideas are bloody insane.

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    51 min
  • No father, I want your milk
    Aug 7 2026

    There is quite a lot of cat noise in this episode, so enjoy that.

    We are back from an extended break (because we just could not be bothered really) and we are worse than ever. Listen for yourself and be the judge.

    There's quizes and nonsense, that's it.

    Good luck

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    56 min
  • Take your pants off and get down
    Jun 19 2026

    This episode could have easily been named Gurrrr-a-gram, but there's just something about Neil commiting a robbery in a Chinese Takeaway and yelling at customers to remove their trousers that just feels right.

    On this weeks installment

    We actually speak about the World Cup

    Neil actually picks a Footballer for this weeks Guess The Footballer

    We show our support for The Lancashire Hotpots bid for Eurovision 2027

    And a whole host of other nonsense that has come to be expected.

    Please listen

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    59 min
  • The Cure for Eternal Life
    Jun 11 2026

    Join us for another wonderfully acceptable episode by your favourite unknown podcast.

    We've got quizes, we've got minidiscs, and we've got the usual nonsense and drivel that we always have. And of course that means another crazy installment of Guess the Footballer (Which may or may not be a Footballer).

    Bolton Wanderers are a Championship team - just thought I would leave that there.

    We hope you enjoy listening because we are really starting to get sick of eachother, and earning no money from this is making that matter even worse.

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    59 min
  • You Mustn't Eat Chicken in a Storm
    May 29 2026

    You mustn't eat chicken in a storm, but if you do please make sure you lift it above your head (I still have no idea what this means).

    Join us as we discuss the usual nonesense but with a sprinkle of Wembley joy after Bolton's recent promotion to the Sky Bet Championship, spoiler alert it was very hot.

    Neil has a much more relaxed approach to this weeks Guess the Footballer, Dan dreams up his perfect music video involving Neil and Luke has another installment of his Cameo Quiz.

    Once again we apologise for this, but listen anyway because we all need to buy a Freddo.

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    46 min
  • Ram F*cking Packed Jammed
    May 23 2026

    Just in time for the Wembley if you're a Wanderers fan, or just in time for whatever significant Vietnemese holiday it may be over the next few days.

    Join us for the usual nonsense with a bit of Playoff talk sprinkled on top. Guess the Footballer is still incredibly difficult, Legit or B*llshit is absolute chaos and we've even got Neil breaking the cardinal podcast sin.

    There's even a breif England World Cup squad update mixed in for your listening pleasure (given our obvious expertise on the matter).

    I hope you will be listening to this either before or after a Bolton win this weekend, for Luke's sanity...

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    53 min
  • It's Always Sunny in Vietnam (and Little Lever)
    May 16 2026

    A warning to anyone who suffers with Misophonia (like Neil), it's not going to be an enjoyable listen. But seeing as no one really listens and its only a minor echo, deal with it.

    Join us to see how Neil responds after we correctly Guessed the Footballer last week, it usually means he throws a huge paddy and picks something bonkers for us.

    We can also confirm we still haven't made our way onto the Little Lever advertising page we constantly droan on about. That sums up how the podcast is doing pretty well.

    Enjoy

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    55 min
  • Beef for the Lads, Lightning for the Ladies
    May 9 2026

    Join us as we discuss the usual nonsense (just like the title would suggest) and trust us, there is plenty of that.

    There's a big turning point in this weeks Guess the Footballer as well as a brand new game we try out for the very first time.

    We also delve into our recent meeting with the man who received the full backing of the Full Backing of the Board podcast, Johnny Kenny. Find out how it all went down right here...

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    51 min