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This week we prove that growth is optional by admitting we feel dumb while simultaneously preparing to attend a Roosters Country Cabaret reunion—a bar from our twenties that is now closed, just like that chapter of our decision-making skills. If you know, you know.

Stephanie introduces us to her newest nemesis: a “snaggle toe,” aka a jagged big toenail that attacks innocent bed sheets every time she tries to sleep.

Courtney, meanwhile, attempts to act like a responsible adult while finalizing a home purchase, only to be completely derailed by a fast-talking lawyer with full glam makeup, perfect hair, and long fake nails—setting a new, very necessary beauty standard for all legal professionals.

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In this episode, we dive into Courtney’s Furniture Shopping Experience 2.0 (because the first one clearly didn’t hurt enough), plus the moment her kids flooded a public toilet at an appliance store, forcing her husband to heroically sacrifice himself so she could escape with what little dignity remained. And finally, we discuss which movies should never be played while getting your nails done.

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Ever heard Fridge Buzz… or is it Fridge BUDGE? In our latest episode, we laugh about why everyone keeps butchering the show’s name, relive Courtney’s unforgettable Uber ride with shockingly thick sour breath, and tackle the truly divisive question: are you a birthday person or not? It’s silly, relatable, and exactly the kind of chaos you expect from us.

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Stephanie kicks things off by recounting how she heroically survived being trapped in her seat at the Dave Chapelle show while a big, hot, fart wafted through the air like a villain in a Marvel movie.

And then we tackle the true endurance test of the holiday season: the annual christmas school concert, where parents everywhere sit through the same songs and choreography again, and again and again. Brutal? Yes.

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Happy Festivus! From parking-lot rage to grocery-store side-eye, we unpack why everyone suddenly turns into a festive goblin the moment holiday music starts playing. We also confess that we’ve hit peak adulthood—our local White Spot knows us so well they might add us to the staff schedule. Also a quick PSA: overhearing a man complain about how tired he is , instant ICK.

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In today's episode we talk about the mysterious rise of hamburger-bun haircuts on young boys. Are they stylish? Are they a cry for help? Or did every kid just lose a bet at the same time? Then, we dive into the emotional obstacle course known as furniture shopping—specifically, the salespeople who appear the instant you walk in, materializing from behind a loveseat like overly enthusiastic ninjas. Why oh why must they become your shadow.

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In this episode, we dive into the glamorous, false lash battlefield of getting your makeup professionally done for a friends wedding — where the stress is real, the contour is sharp, and the humour is absolutely blended. From mismatched foundation fears to negotiating with a makeup artist while trying not to sneeze during mascara, we spill the tea and dig right into the minutia on every chaotic, hilarious moment. If you’ve ever left a makeup chair looking like a queen… or like someone else entirely, this episode is for you.

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In today's episode we discuss how used books are basically strangers bathroom companions, secret socks are just tiny fabric lies pretending to be useful, and the existential humiliation of asking your waiter to redeem an open table credit that "should be there".

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