Hey — quick check-in: I had one of those January mornings where I dreamed up a 360° baby walker, ditched the daily news, and accidentally turned my life around. I slept better, found a house, and my baby changed everything.

If you’re feeling overwhelmed by nonstop headlines, try a short social media detox — it helped me more than any diet or trend. Also, babies deserve better wheels. That’s it, short and sweet. Stay chill.

Imagine your favorite tool brand showing up in your bathroom, on your truck, and in your weekly toolbox. I wandered Home Depot, had a few lightbulb moments (USB‑C batteries, branded razors, job site golf carts), and came away convinced these brands are trying to be everywhere — and it’s kind of hilarious and kind of genius.

Imagine a world where batteries are universal and we actually compete on quality, instead of battery platform. Also a tiny Milwaukee lip balm!

Tune in for a relaxed, hilarious chat with Javier Gonzalez where we dive into wild ideas: building an underwater city, turning empty schools and churches into markets and clubs, and wondering about moon landings, firmaments and UFOs.

Hey friend — thanks for riding along. In this episode I’m messin’ around with where energy really comes from: mindset, biology, or some weird mix of both. We talk about people who seem to run forever, people who need lots of rest, and how going with your flow (vs. fighting it) changes everything.

But dont forget the basics — sleep, breathe, vitamins, move your body — and then figure out the things that feel like your flow.

From sarcasm detectors and gut‑feeling gadgets to ghost‑detecting devices and backyard cemeteries, this episode runs wild with useless-but-hilarious inventions.

It’s silly, a little dark, and oddly practical — perfect for anyone who likes weird brainstorms and terrible life hacks. Come laugh at the absurd with me.

Today’s competition feels both easier and harder, and how small habits actually protect your edge.

Stick around for goofy inventions (school-bus drones and sarcasm detectors), real talk about stress and recovery, and a reminder: work hard, count your blessings, and enjoy the messy ride.

Every mans fate comes face to face with the cruel reality of THE PROCTOLOGIST CEHCKUP.

And Ads in your mirror!