It's the question tearing society apart: Is a hot dog technically a sandwich?

In this episode, Mark and Dave dive deep into the bread bin of philosophy to settle one of the internet’s most ridiculous — yet surprisingly heated — debates.

Along the way, things escalate... fast. There's talk of the Hot Dog Council, mustard-based weaponry, and a dangerous confession from Dave that could get him banned from every sandwich shop in the UK.

🧠 Who knew sausages in buns could reveal so much about power, fear, and loyalty?

🎙️ Featuring:

– The truth about open sandwiches

– Dave's suspicious allegiance to the Hot Dog Council

– Mark's brave stand against condiment-based threats

– Why your local greasy spoon might be a front for sandwich resistance

📍 If you've ever argued over food definitions or just want to hear two men unravel over lunch meat, this one's for you.

#IsAHotDogASandwich #ComedyPodcast #PhilosophyPodcast #FunnyDebates #FoodDebates #HotDogCouncil #SandwichWars #BritishHumour #FinallyTheMeaningOfLife #PodcastClips #AbsurdQuestions #InternetArguments #HotDogVsSandwich

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What if we just… got rid of clocks? ⏰💥

In this rebellious episode of Finally, The Meaning of Life, Mark and Dave launch a full-scale assault on one of civilisation’s greatest inventions: timekeeping.

From missed coffee dates and phone-induced stress to controlling relationships and clock tyranny, the pair argue that it’s time to cancel time. Along the way, they accidentally invent a new society, insult wristwatch wearers, and suggest that all meet-ups should now be arranged via vibes only.

🔥 Highlights include:

– Dave’s shocking time-control confession

– Mark’s utopia where everyone shows up “whenever”

– A campaign to outlaw watches and alarm clocks

– Existential breakdowns. Possibly yours.

📍If you’ve ever looked at the time and felt deep dread, this episode is for you.

📍If you haven’t — you’re already living in the future.

#DestroyTheClocks #FunnyPodcast #TimeIsAnIllusion #AntiClockClub #BritishHumour #PhilosophyComedy #ComedyPodcast #MarkAndDave #FinallyTheMeaningOfLife #PodcastClips #ExistentialHumour

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Dabber or Shaker? Which Man Are You? 🚽 | Finally, The Meaning of Life Podcast

This week, Mark and Dave boldly go where no podcast should — into the heart of the male urinal experience.

💦 Should you dab?

💦 Should you shake?

💦 Should you pretend this episode never happened?

In a world where philosophy meets plumbing, the duo debate toilet habits, the evolution of public urinals, and what a man’s “technique” says about his soul. Along the way, they propose government reform, insult the art world, and accidentally traumatize each other.

In this episode:

– The public trough: a forgotten horror

– The etiquette of urinal spacing

– Dabbers vs shakers: a personality test?

– Why Dave is now banned from making hand gestures

– And how Marcel Duchamp made this all art somehow

Warning: Contains absurd metaphors, social commentary, and unexpected emotional damage.

#DabberOrShaker #FunnyPodcast #BathroomDebates #BritishHumour #ComedyPodcast #MaleEtiquette #WeirdButTrue #UrinalEtiquette #FinallyTheMeaningOfLife #PhilosophyMeetsToilets

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