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It’s a New Year episode of Every Other White Guy, which means big opinions, zero credentials, and immediate regret over past decisions.

Jay and Mac kick off 2026 late (and unapologetically) with a Drink of the Week: the French 75, a deceptively classy cocktail that somehow turns into a choking hazard. From there, things spiral into:

• Rating a World War I–era cocktail while questioning French toughness
• Locking in a wildly optimistic NFL + college football playoff parlay that may already be dead by the time you’re listening
• Breaking down conspiracy theories involving perfect pyramids in Antarctica, aliens, and memory wipes
• Debating whether you could win a bar fight against your own clone
• Arguing over the most quoted movies and TV shows of all time
• Admitting New Year’s resolutions that will absolutely not survive February

Plus, a fake sponsor shows up, sports fandoms are tested, the buzzer gets a workout, and the producers quietly judge everything from behind the scenes.

Pour something bubbly, place a bad bet, and welcome yourself into the chaos of the new year.

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It’s a Christmas episode of Every Other White Guy which means strong opinions, zero authority, and a questionable amount of gin.

This week, Jay and Mac kick things off with a holiday Drink of the Week served inside an actual Christmas ornament, then immediately spiral into:

• Ranking Christmas cocktails and debating whether gin is the most Christmasy spirit
• Arguing over the greatest Christmas movies of all time (and why Die Hard still doesn’t count)
• Accidentally writing an entire Hallmark movie plot that feels… dangerously accurate
• Debating Christmas traditions, caroling logistics, and why nobody actually wants to go caroling
• Sharing the best and worst Christmas gifts from childhood

Plus, a very festive fake sponsor makes an appearance, holiday delusion is at an all-time high, and the producers keep the buzzer close.

Pour a drink, put on a Santa hat, and enjoy some unfiltered Christmas chaos.

🎄 Merry Christmas from Every Other White Guy 🎄

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Another week, another round of unqualified opinions from two very average guys.

This episode kicks off with a Grinch-themed holiday cocktail that looks incredible… but doesn’t quite live up to the hype once the ratings come out. From there, Jay and Mac spiral into a surprisingly unsettling discussion about AI ethics, self-driving trolley problems, and whether we should be worried that artificial intelligence might value itself over human life.

Things quickly take a turn into classic EOWG chaos as the boys debate:

• Whether they could survive 30 days alone in the Alaskan wilderness
• What three items they’d bring (and why confidence is dangerously high)
• And the most important question of all: what’s the biggest animal they could beat in a fight?

Throw in reckless confidence, bro science, holiday vibes, and a fake sponsor ad that feels a little too real and you’ve got Episode 7.

As always, the producers control the buzzer, the drinks are questionable, and the opinions are absolutely not backed by facts.

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Welcome back to Every Other White Guy, the show where two average dudes share strong opinions, questionable confidence, and continue proving why the producers absolutely need a buzzer.

This week, Jay and Mac face off with a Peppermint White Russian, aka the drink that single-handedly tried to kill them live on air.
Jay gave it a 6.3 because he has holiday spirit or brain damage, not clear.
Mac gave it a 4.8, which honestly feels generous.

Then the boys wander through:

🎄 Peppermint trauma & candy canes dissolving in real time
🏈 Why Hailee Steinfeld fans hate Josh Allen (and whether that’s valid?)
🔥 Costco karma + the Disneyland ticket fiasco
🏛️ A full history lesson no one asked for but was actually fascinating
🛩️ Could they land a plane if the pilot died? (Spoiler: the confidence is delusional.)

Plus:
A fake sponsor ad that should get us sued, and a “meal for life” draft that went completely off the rails.

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Welcome back, EOG Fam — yes, we’re still working on the name, but we’re rolling with it. In Episode 5, Jay & Mac return with another round of unqualified opinions, delusional confidence, and the unwavering support (and buzzer discipline) of their producers/wives.

This week kicks off with an off-recipe “EOWG Butterbeer,” where the boys bravely navigate whipped cream mustaches, caramel drips, and the philosophical question: at what point does cream curdle?
Spoiler: no one knows, but Mac is confident anyway.

Then we somehow transition into:

• Harry Potter lore (Jay thinks “pothead” is the correct term)
• Why John Williams is the Beyoncé of movie soundtracks
• Mizzou & U of A basketball optimism
• Boy Math, aka "I won $70 but ignore that I’m down $300”
• Buying mystery jerseys like a sports-themed scratcher addiction
• The Cincinnati football team’s… annual snow drawing tradition 👀
• A genuinely wholesome(ish) reflection on how the show is improving

PLUS: Hogwarts Sorting Hat chaos, nostalgic shows, and a debate on why Phoenix residents pull shopping carts backwards like they’re in a snowstorm.

Stick around. Sip something festive. Judge us quietly or loudly. And send us your topic ideas:
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The boys are back and somehow still convinced they’re running a real podcast. This week, Jay and Mac take you on a Thanksgiving-themed journey full of armed uneducated opinions, delusional confidence, and unwavering support from their brilliant (and increasingly concerned) producers.

They kick things off with Drink of the Week: Thanksgiving Jungle Juice, which is basically sangria’s unhinged cousin with a gambling addiction. Jay said it was “dangerously hidden whiskey,” Mac said it tasted “more like red wine burps,” and both agreed it would absolutely ruin a family holiday.

Then they deep-dive into:
🧊 Why Antarctica is probably an alien Airbnb
🏈 College football heartbreak & false hope
🧮 Girl Math vs. Boy Math (Jay’s wife “made money” by refunding an overcharge)
🍗 The Wing Debate: Bone-In vs Boneless
🎨 Hottest Animated Characters (regret was instant)
🔍 Their Google Search History (shockingly tame… except for Mac Googling Xena???)

Plus: the official launch of our fake sponsor, Ola Fresh-ish, for ingredients that arrive… eventually.

New episodes every Thursday.

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Oh look, Episode 1 — the origin story of this beautiful disaster.

🎙 Pilot Episode: Cactus Juice, Bad Takes & Two More White Guys with Microphones

Just what the world needed… two more white guys starting a podcast. You’re welcome, Earth.

In this debut episode of Every Other White Guy, the boys:

• Officially introduce the pod and admit they have absolutely zero authority on anything they talk about
• Reveal that their wives are actually the producers, pick all the topics, and control a buzzer like a shock collar for bad opinions
• Debut the now-iconic Drink of the Week segment with cactus juice (margarita liqueur in shot form)
  • Jay: 8.9/10 — basically liquid religion
  • Mac: 6.7/10 — “It’s good, but I’m not proposing to it”
• Wander into sports:
  • U of A basketball hype
  • Mizzou pain
  • Chiefs talk
  • Why the Dodgers might be ruining baseball
• Confess their go-to karaoke songs, questionable fast food orders, and deeply serious beer preferences
• Soft-launch their first fake sponsor: tap water — “double tap” if it’s over ice
• Answer producer-planted questions about:
  • AI picking fantasy football teams
  • Their girlfriends/wives reading spicy fantasy books with unhinged sex scenes
  • And whether they care (spoiler: not really, as long as they’re the ones benefitting)

Is it chaotic? Yes. Is it polished? Absolutely not.
Does it sound like two friends who could talk for 8 hours at a bar? 100%.

🎧 Listen to Episode 1 now and watch the rough draft of what might eventually become your new favorite background chaos.
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Oh look, Episode 3 is here and somehow no one has shut this thing down yet.

🎙 New Episode: Golf, Gin Fizz & The Dead Internet

This week on Every Other White Guy:

• The boys return from 18 holes of golf, full of confidence and completely mid scorecards
• Drink of the Week: Pomegranate Gin Fizz 🍸
  • Mac: “This tastes like it costs $18, absolutely not an all-day drink.”
  • Jay: 8.4/10 and emotionally attached
• We officially stop calling them “our women” and upgrade them to “the producers” (growth 🧠)
• A deep dive into the Dead Internet Theory:
  • Bots, AI, fake comments, and the horrifying idea that half the internet is just robots talking to robots
  • Also, the #1 digital song being made by AI and not a real human… totally not concerning at all 👍
• Movie & TV corner: Chad Powers love and pure rage about House of Dynamite having “artistically vague” endings
• The trap question:
  • “How do you feel about your wives getting Botox, fillers, etc.?”
  • The boys attempt to survive while sitting next to a cosmetic injector and a naturopathic doc. Pray for them.
• And yes, we talk about Lululemon shorts for men and why they’re apparently the official sponsor of millennial male thighs everywhere

If you like:
⛳️ Golf mediocrity
🍸 Overanalyzing cocktails
🤖 Conspiracy brain
🩳 Men defending their Lulu purchases

…this one’s for you.

🎧 Episode 3 is live now wherever you listen.
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