Welcome back to Some Topic, the only podcast where two men with Wi-Fi and mild insomnia attempt to out-argue human history itself. In this episode, Nick and his co-host continue their descent into the archives of civilization’s most confusing achievements — from the emotional instability of doors to the existential crisis of the spork.

Part 2 picks up where The History of Sitting, Doors, and the War of the Sporks left off — only now we’ve fallen completely off the ergonomic cliff. Expect heated debates over hinges, emotional support spoons, the forbidden invention of the “baby mop suit,” and the discovery that your laptop stand might secretly be humanity’s final cry for help. There are tangents. There is coffee. There is no logic.

🕒 Timestamps:

00:00 – Previously on Some Topic: The Chair Betrayal Recap

02:00 – Exhibit E: The Door That Needed a Gun — Emotional Architecture 101

06:45 – Hinges: The Unsung Therapists of Modern Privacy

10:20 – The Rotisserie Laptop Stand & The Myth of Productivity

15:55 – Baby Mop Suits: When Innovation Loses Custody of Common Sense

20:30 – Exhibit F: The Spork Strikes Back — Spoon Nationalism & Fork Rebellion

26:00 – The Spoon-Fork Peace Accord That Never Was

31:10 – Are Utensils Just Government Control Devices? (A Conspiracy Briefing)

36:45 – Goofy, NDAs, and The Return of The Mickey Mouse Mafia

42:20 – Exhibit G: The Emotional Door Slam — Reloaded Edition

47:55 – Recap: Doors, Hinges, and Humanity’s War on Functionality

52:10 – Outro: HR Still Missing, Interns Now Podcasting from a Broom Closet

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