Welcome back to Some Topic, the only podcast where two over-caffeinated minds try to make sense of civilization’s dumbest decisions — from the invention of the chair to the questionable genius of the spork. In this episode, Nick and his co-host unravel humanity’s surrender to sitting, the drama behind the first door slam, and why every office chair might secretly be a throne on wheels for wannabe kings of productivity.

Expect Nerf sponsorship conspiracies, philosophical breakdowns about gravity and beanbags, and a full-on debate about the most uncomfortably “productive” chair ever designed. Later, we venture into Exhibit D: The Spork Wars — where spoon diplomacy meets fork aggression — before wrapping with existential questions about privacy, NDAs, and whether Goofy is, in fact, dating a cow. Logic is seasonal, facts are optional, and our unpaid interns are still on strike. Buckle up, grab your coffee, and enjoy the chaos.

🕒 Timestamps:

00:00 - Sponsored by Nerf (No Yellow Allowed)

01:30 - Exhibit B: The Chair — Humanity’s First Admission of Defeat

06:45 - When Did We Stop Standing? Blame the Romans

11:20 - Designing the World’s Most Uncomfortable Productive Chair

18:10 - Pickles: The Horribly Productive Chair Marketing Pitch

22:40 - Exhibit C: The Door — How Privacy Was Invented

28:10 - The Most Dramatic Door Slam in History (Donald Trump Edition)

33:00 - Reimagining Doors: Paper Walls, Dishonor, and NDAs

37:25 - Exhibit D: The Spork Wars — Spoon vs. Fork Civil War

42:00 - Disney, Child Stars, and the Mickey Mouse Mafia

48:20 - Recap: Tires, Forks, and Why Logic Is Seasonal

53:30 - Closing Remarks: HR Still Missing, Interns Still Armed

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