It's the Best of 2025, and somehow none of us are in prison — so we're calling that a win.

This episode is a greatest-hits compilation of the stories that made us laugh the hardest, question our life choices, and seriously consider deleting old recordings. Mike kicks things off with a Vegas rental car decision that involved removing Jeep doors and checking them at a hotel like luggage. Dario walks us through ringing in New Year's Eve in Italy… then immediately dragging an entire tour group wine tasting the next day.

Joanna, Kati, Michelle, and Christina lose it over the revelation that Michelle's stepmom joined the Rajneesh cult strictly for the sex and drugs portion. Kevin and Aidan connect the dots between Jackson's San Diego dorm and the very convenient nude beach just half a mile away.

Then the Massholes take over with five stories that somehow escalate each time: drunkenly cutting down a tree in a parking lot, accidentally burning down their own house (and only realizing it by chasing fire trucks), dyeing a passed-out guy's hair green on St. Patrick's Day, being forced to shovel snow to pay off open bar tabs, and Frank getting hit with a frying pan in the name of "calming down."

To round it out, Alex, Matt, and Mike officially cement their legacy by creating the Caribou Handjob definition for Urban Dictionary — because of course they did.

If you're new here, welcome.
If you've been here all year, we're sorry.
Either way, pour a drink and enjoy the madness.