Jet and Evan kick off the episode with a burst of chaotic winter energy—debating the superiority of fuzzy socks, arguing over whether hot chocolate counts as a “soup,” and revealing Evan’s controversial stance that scarves are “just decorative snakes.” The duo reflects on last week’s school happenings, including Jet’s heroic but ultimately unsuccessful attempt to fix the vending machine using only optimism and a pencil.

This week’s Athlete of the Week spotlights rising star Will Ashcraft, who joins the show to talk about off‑season training, team chemistry, and a bold personal goal: breaking the school record for most consecutive no‑look passes… in warm‑ups. Jet and Evan push for details, and the athlete delivers—complete with a dramatic reenactment that absolutely does not translate to audio.

The Food Review segment takes a festive turn as the hosts sample three questionable cafeteria “winter specials.” Evan insists the peppermint mashed potatoes are “misunderstood,” while Jet argues they are “a cry for help from the lunch staff.” A heated debate follows, ending with an official ranking and a plea for more normal vegetables.

The episode’s grand finale is the Teacher Basketball Draft, where Jet and Evan assemble their dream teams of faculty hoopers. Scouting reports include everything from “elite hallway speed” to “dangerous levels of competitive spirit.” Rumors swirl about a surprise sleeper pick with a legendary half‑court shot. The draft concludes with a mock press conference and a promise to host a live commentary if the game ever actually happens.

Hosts: Jet, Evan

Guests: Athlete of the Week, assorted cafeteria foods (unwilling participants), the entire faculty (draft‑eligible)

Release Date: [1/21/26]