After a 4–5 week break, the dads return to the dance competition scene… and immediately realize they are wildly out of shape. Alex is feeling his pulse in places no man should ever feel a pulse, and Mike shows up fueled by questionable amounts of smoked meat—which leads to what may or may not have been a ballroom-wide gas incident.

We're not saying Mike caused a gas leak… but we're also not not saying that fire trucks showed up 15 minutes later. Draw your own conclusions.

At this point, it might be time for the dads to invest in Rascal scooters just to survive these concrete convention centers. On the bright side, it only took 15 years of dance competitions to realize you can skip the complicated "dance dad math" and just… watch when other people go. Growth.

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Meanwhile, Jackson comes home for spring break and absolutely demolishes the kitchen—36 eggs, Costco muffins, and anything not nailed down. Somehow though, the beer count increased, which is some impressive college-level sorcery. He also "lost" his debit card, did nothing about it, and magically found it the day he packed to leave. Amazing how that works.

To top it all off, both Mike and Alex's brackets get obliterated thanks to Duke Blue Devils men's basketball choking at the last second—because of course they did.

All that and more on this episode of Whiskey n Whine—where the dads are exhausted, the kids are chaos, and the gas leaks may or may not be human-induced.