Alex and Mike squeeze in a midweek recording during the only free 90 minutes they could find, and the result is a rapid-fire episode full of dad-life chaos and questionable future business plans.

Mike is headed to a dance competition in Renton — the same one where Joanna still insists he got her way too drunk years ago — while Alex is adjusting to life with a new job that has him driving more than ever. Somewhere along the way, they realize they've both become full-time airport shuttle drivers for their families… which raises an important question: why are airport chairs so terrible, and why can't they just recline so exhausted travelers can actually sleep?

They also debate the glow-up at Portland International Airport — it's bright, open, and beautiful… but they still miss the old shopping area and lounges.

Alex looks back on the good old days when ordering pallets of bark dust and recruiting neighborhood kids (aka Jackson and friends) for "sweat equity" yard work guaranteed the best party house on the block. Now that the free labor pipeline has dried up, he's not sure how the yard is getting done.

Plus, with his time at The Home Depot officially behind him, Alex starts spilling a few insider secrets every customer should know before their next trip to the hardware store.

And Mike? He's got a new plan: learn how to curl this summer and get good enough to hustle unsuspecting people for cash.

Just another perfectly normal week with Alex and Mike.