A spontaneous episode recorded on Moon's day, the night before the Aquarius new moon/solar eclipse, in a Panera parking lot—possibly one spot away from where the Mercury retrograde in Sag transmission was recorded in November.

This is the first voice memo ever recorded on the new phone (which isn't that new—it's an old model that someone said was the best phone, and sometimes the new technology isn't worth the money). This episode covers AI overwhelm (Claude AI being down for days, Zoom features nobody asked for, transcription agents joining client calls uninvited), why entrepreneurship is improv, and why the episode that was supposed to drop Sunday (the Magician card, episode 1) is now dropping Friday instead—making it the High Priestess card (episode 2) on Venus's day.

Also: why this podcast was built by Uranus (not Saturn), why women wore shoulder pads in blazers when Saturn was last in Aries in 1999, why the best comedy characters come from real life (Linda Richmond was Mike Myers' first mother-in-law), why podcasting is a huge pain in the ass, and why SEO optimization is happening now for the future—not for current listeners.

New rules, new energy, new year. We're holding hands and pretending this episode doesn't exist in the numbering system. Episode 23 drops Friday. It's the High Priestess. Moon and Sun dancing together. Masculine and feminine. Inspired action and intuition. That's what an eclipse is.

This episode covers:

• First voice memo on the new phone
• AI overwhelm: Claude AI down, Zoom shenanigans, transcription agents
• Why entrepreneurship is improv (and this podcast is unscripted reps)
• Episode numbering meta: was going to be Magician (1), now High Priestess (2)
• Why Friday is Venus's day (and why that matters for the High Priestess)
• Aquarius new moon/solar eclipse (tomorrow at 7 AM)
• Saturn in Aries: new rules (not shoulder pads this time)
• Undefined throat in human design = unscripted on the fly
• Why this podcast was built by Uranus, not Saturn
• SEO optimization for future fossilization of 100+ episodes
• Improv classes, Mike Myers, Linda Richmond, real-life characters
• Sitting in the same parking spot as the Mercury retrograde transmission
• Moon's day before New Year of the Horse energy

Perfect for:

• People who appreciate meta, behind-the-scenes spontaneity
• Anyone overwhelmed by AI features they didn't ask for
• Entrepreneurs who understand business is improv
• Listeners who followed the Tarot card numbering system
• Anyone ready for new rules with Saturn in Aries

Keywords: first voice memo new phone, AI overwhelm, entrepreneurship as improv, High Priestess card, Aquarius new moon eclipse, Saturn in Aries new rules, undefined throat human design, unscripted podcast, Moon's day, Venus day Friday, SEO optimization, Uranus built podcast, improv comedy, spontaneous transmission

Mentioned in This Episode:

• Mercury retrograde in Sag (November 9 transmission, recorded in same parking spot)
• Episode dropping Friday: Magician/manifestation (now High Priestess card)
• Aquarius new moon/solar eclipse (Tuesday 7 AM)
• Saturn in Aries (entered 2/13)
• Virgo full moon (when this podcast started 4 years ago)
• Leo full moon August 2022 (first episode on main feed)
• Claude AI going down for days
• Mike Myers' Linda Richmond character (based on first mother-in-law)
• Dua Lipa "New Rules"
• Reorient session (entry-level work, link in show notes)