The Who-Crew land on the planet Tara to continue the extremely difficult task locating the next segment of the Key to Time by... oh dip!... they found the fourth one that quickly? So what on this podcast about the first two episodes of ‘The Androids Of Tara’ are we gonna talk about now? Whilst your podcast co-hosts do that Classic-Who thing of padding out our episode, K9 proves AI is better in every way, the Doctor gets blackout drunk, and Romana narrowly avoids getting beheaded. This podcast is brought to by multiple asides (at least the ones that survive the edit).

Come and sit down betwixt your podcast co-hosts as we discuss the remaining two episodes of classic Who’s ‘The Stones Of Blood’. Whilst we keep our hands to ourselves and avoid eye contact the Doctor speechifies for his life, Romana continues to succeed in spite of the Doctor’s tutelage, and K9 confirms he’s the sassy gay bestie. Oh yeah... that whole segment finding thingy for the Key of Time is solved by plot contrivance. (Doctor) Who cares? Am enjoying the journey.

The quest for the next segment of the Key to Time takes the Doctor and Romana to... checks notes... Earth. So on this exotic planet these first two episodes of ‘The Stones of Blood’ have our classic Whosome Twosome in rural England finding Neo-Druids in lieu of the third piece. Whilst attempting to course-correct Romana wears incorrect foot-wear, the ‘Doctor’ pushes her off a cliff for her folly, and the titular stones sadly beat K9. If only K9 was made of paper...