Tonight, we journey to the prairie provinces to audit the microscopic standards of the harvest. Fall asleep to the Canadian Grain Quality Protocol—the definitive technical specification for the categorization of agricultural exports. We will review the mechanical use of the Cox Funnel for density, the thermal corrections of the Model 919 moisture meter, and the visual identification of kernel anatomy including the brush, the cheek, and the crease. Find comfort in the unyielding quality of the technical record.

Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is.

Tonight, we do not travel by train. We inspect the metallurgy of the rails. Fall asleep to UIC Code 860, the definitive European specification for the supply of rails, and review the required chemical composition of the steel, the Brinell hardness testing procedures, and the specific branding marks required on the web of the rail. Find comfort in the unyielding quality of the track.

This technical reading is designed to replace conventional bed time stories with structured boredom. An alternative to standard short bed time stories, this episode offers the focus of a sleep meditation podcast that can also soothe adult ADHD. Deeply Unimportant's adult bed time stories consist of pure, unchallenging data—sleep stories meant to be ignored.

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Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is.

Leave the chaos of real weather and enter a perfect, theoretical world. Drift off to International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) Annex 5, which dictates the global units of measurement for aviation, including the precise constants of the Standard Atmosphere, the definition of altitude, and the use of the SI system. Find comfort in the standardization of reality itself.

This technical reading is designed to replace conventional bed time stories with structured boredom. An alternative to standard short bed time stories, this episode offers the focus of a sleep meditation podcast that can also soothe adult ADHD. Deeply Unimportant's adult bed time stories consist of pure, unchallenging data—sleep stories meant to be ignored.

Subscribe for ad-free episodes, long, extended episodes, bonus content and more. And consider gifting a subscription. Visit deeplyunimportant.com.