Get ready for one of the juiciest episodes yet! Host Leigh LaRie and guest co-host Charlisa "Chadowboxx" Harris are opening the vault and diving into your "Dear Dirty Roses" listener letters. From bizarre ex-lover friendships to delusional "magic sticks," no topic is off-limits in this candid and hilarious advice session.

Leigh kicks things off by sharing her own "brave but regrettable" experience going live on a national dating platform, only to be "eaten alive" by internet trolls—including a hater who tried to sabotage her live stream with a phone call! The ladies then tackle a series of anonymous letters that will have you clutching your pearls. They discuss the "Mr. Detective" ex who only calls when he senses misfortune, a man looking for the "cheat code" to transition from physical flings to true love, and the "opposite sex best friend" dynamic that feels a little too close for comfort.

Plus, don't miss the dramatic reading of the "Delusional Ding Dong" letter and a cautionary tale about why you should never send a dick pic with a ruler next to it—especially to your coworkers! Whether you're looking for dating "cheat codes" or just a good laugh at someone else's misfortune, this episode is exactly what you need.

• [00:00] Intro: Welcome to Episode 5 – Dear Dirty Roses
• [00:45] Product Highlight: Mylani Vegan Golden Indulgence Body Oil
• [02:30] Have you ever submitted a letter for advice?
• [04:15] Leigh’s Dating Site Experiment: Going Live with Kendra G
• [06:40] The Internet Ate Me Up: Dealing with Trolls and Haters
• [09:50] Letter #1: Ms. Stubbed Toe & Mr. Detective – The Ex who loves your minor suffering
• [12:20] Gleeful Squeals: Identifying "miserable" people who plot on your downfall
• [14:45] Can you really be "just friends" after being intimate?
• [20:30] Rules of Engagement: Setting boundaries for yourself, not others
• [21:30] Letter #2: No Play to Foreplay – A "reformed" selfish lover looking for the five-star experience
• [24:20] The BDSM Test: A cornerstone for sexual communication
• [25:50] Change of Scenery: How Airbnbs and balconies open up the "uninhibited" side
• [30:00] Planning the Perfect Date: Door swings and sensory deprivation
• [31:45] The Shroom Date Disaster: When the walls start melting
• [34:15] Letter #3: Opposite Sex Best Friends – Emotional cheating vs. platonic boundaries
• [37:05] The Ploy of Jealousy: Why some men deliberately mention other women
• [43:20] Career "Side Chicks" and targeting men in relationships
• [45:10] Letter #4: Secret Lovers – When you’re embarrassed to admit who you’re dating
• [50:50] Aesthetic Shame: The "Chubby Chaser" dynamic and loving out loud
• [53:30] Letter #5: Delusional Ding Dong – Dealing with the "un-magical" magic stick
• [57:25] Is it the "Motion in the Ocean"? The Keisha Ka'oir and Kanye West theory
• [01:00:20] The Google Search: What is the actual average size?
• [01:03:30] Letter #6: The Aspiring Eater – Tips for giving the best "headlock" exper...