Celebrating the arrival of the final remaining notification of the Republican-led Emancipation Proclamation; If you're upset about the UFC fight on the lawn of the White House, you might have selective outrage; Forget the Knicks come back games, how 'bout that Skechers comeback!; We won, let's go burn a school bus??; A socialist's view of economics - I don't understand it, I just want free stuff; Elon Musk is no longer a billionaire; Dave plans a Carnival Cruise - stay tuned for the onboard fight videos; Nabisco Saltine Crackers - mm, mm good; The overly helpful airport shuttle driver; Burying the lead in bad attempt at bragging on Facebook; If you're going to bungee jump, we recommend making sure the bungee cord is attached; It's time for Juan's wife to get home - the laundry pile is high; and more.

A BUCKET of Fireballs…X2!; Old stories with old cousins - yep, they’re funny every time; Divide the total dinner bill by 4, carry the one and then subtract the…; We don’t know what the Tourism Destination Fee in New Orleans is spent on, but we know what it’s not spent on; You don’t want the broken cork from your expensive bottle of wine, do you?; Please let Mickey Loomis be fired - Lord, hear our prayer; So you bet on the college football game you quarterbacked - where’s the harm?; and more.

Dave calls on his MacGyver, problem solving skills to hang a bird feeder; It was like being on the surface of the sun; Coach O's already earning his paycheck; Juan enjoys a day of standing in the pool while the neighbor screams at her kids; Eating Cheetos with chopsticks; Dave casts a provisional ballot - or whatever you call it - to avoid voter suppression; Even D&J opt out of Freedom 250 Show - "we ain't appearing with half of Milli Vanilli; AI skeptic Dave to speak at conference along with the who's who among AI developers; You can tell the type of neighborhood you're in by what's locked up at Home Depot; When the employee appreciation cookout goes wrong; Strolling through places where you don't belong; and more.