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Surprisingly, we have never talked about a dinosaur movie. Of course the first one we do is terrible: Aztec Rex AKA Tyrannosaurus Azteca, from 2007.

Conquistadors battle a T-Rex to avoid being sacrificed to it.

Ian Ziering stars at Cortes, complete with a terrible wig and a bad attempt at a Spanish accent. In fact, everyone either has an accent or doesn't, even the tribe. The bad CGI T-Rex rarely finishes food. There's lots of blood and death. We could say more, but the wig on Cortes says more than we ever could. As Greg put it, "That wig needs a cigarette."

We also have a question from Lesly, this time about The Brainsucker.

Will you stay clean, or will you soak in this Corpse Tub?

Aztec Rex AKA Tyrannosaurus Azteca is available to stream Prime, Plex, and Tubi, and to rent or buy on Amazon.

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We also have another question from Lesly, this time about The Brainsucker.

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Aztec Rex AKA Tyrannosaurus Azteca is #798.

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Welcome to our annual "live" episode, and this year we brought back Greg's fiance Erica to discuss a couple of ridiculous anti-drug shows. We start with 1990's Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, and follow it with the documentary Reading, Writing, and Reefer from 1979.

In Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, Saturday morning cartoon characters try to get a 15 year old off drugs. In Reading, Writing, and Reefer, teenagers and experts are interviewed about chronic marijuana use.

The cartoon uses all your favorites to sling it's Just Say No agenda, including Michelangelo, which is an odd choice. The documentary has teens talking about their chronic use, a girl smoking a joint on camera, and a boy explaining his process of selling an ounce. Almost every kid in it is high as hell. Yet, somehow, it's the far superior show!

We have another question from Lesly!

Will you stay clean, or will you soak in this Corpse Tub?

Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is available to stream on YouTube at

CARTOON ALL-STARS TO THE RESCUE (1990) FULL MOVIE

Reading, Writing, and Reefer is available to stream on YouTube at

Reading, Writing, And Reefer 1979 After School Special

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Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is #571.

Reading, Writing, and Reefer is #572.

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Well, we did more work for this episode than this movie deserves. We watched both cuts of 1982's Boardinghouse, and you get to hear all the disgusting details!

Jim opens a boardinghouse where "everyone dies." John Wintergate directs, writes, does the make-up, and stars as Jim and as The Gardener. His wife, Kalassu, stars as Victoria, as well as working as 2nd Director and composer.

Both versions suck, but what matter of suck are you willing to watch? Are you drawn to the nausea of the hundreds of wipe 'transitions' in the TWO AND A HALF HOUR Director's Cut? Or would you prefer Wintergate's version, a mere 88 minutes long, which is filled with boobs and a level of sleaze that rivals John De Hart and Chuck Morrongiello?

We have two questions from Lesly this month!

Also, we got our first Fan Mail! Yes, it is real!

Happy Birthday to our hosts, Greg (July) and Mari (August)!

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Boardinghouse (the Theatrical Cut) is available to stream on Prime, Fawesome, Plex, and Tubi, and to rent or buy on Amazon.

Boardinghouse (the Director’s Cut) is available on YouTube at Boardinghouse | HORROR CLASSIC MOVIE | John Wintergate - Kalassu - Lindsay Freeman

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Boardinghouse is #485.